Jonathan would you please apologize for calling me a f...king idiot?

Preamble. Again this is a brief trip report containing only raw notes. Hopefully I’ll expand on everything soon but we’re getting ready for our yearly summer trip and again decided to post our very very raw notes.

Yearly anniversary trip
Planned 2 months ago
Thursday before kids are gone dogs are gone why not leave Friday!

Friday
955 flights
20 gg
Bam.
Dang flight delayed 1110. In 1230
Get to airport no chance earlier
Pizza and beer and wait 3+ hrs
Flt fine but bumpy
Uber finally wife. Junk in trunk and car seat
Drive fine but a bit awkward even more awkward since I thought tip in app but no. 15 credit 6.21
Check in no rooms damn must upgrade! Very nice surprise
Gamble slots eat. Make up craps 105
Done 2.30! Latest night ever

Saturday
Wake up 9 comfy bed
Keueeg
Hash
Gg wait roulette
Gg 00!
D roulette c1-18
R crap yes +125
Lappert
Gg to Paris uber don't know where oh well cheap Groupon
Check in ask eifel only red room 25. Ok. Awesome
Hexx drink
Play craps plus 200+
Tower
Change do zuman uber lost? Damn just walk
Sweat
Will call
Nine fine
Show ok entertainment but maybe 15-20 min too long
Taxi home
Crash. Nightclub noticeably but not bad

Sunday
Giada travelzoo yummy
Cromwell not feeling crap table play bubble lose 20
Walk through linq no play!
Margaritaville way too sweet switch to beer
Stop at harrah buy in for 200 cash in for 675! Guys had good rolls wish I was maxing
Wynn
Can u please apologize for calling me a fucking idiot
Quote of trip
Parasol only one drink!
Fashion
Anthropology
Uber to cosmo wait long wtf uber
Get to cosmo fine but huge lines not with wait this why double book
Back to Paris
Pool
Nice
Drink it up
And up
Back to room wife get weady I try to check in at cosmo
Still long waiting
Hmm worth it? I dunno now
Still waiting hmm
Check in extra 50/not for soackin tub ok wife wants
Go back to Paris get ready blt
Good drink
Good popovers
Good steaks
Just way too much
Off to cosmo
51
Awesome room huge kitchen w stove bathroom w shower
Separate bedroom
Extra large terrace
But no soaking tub
Felt like ungrateful calling to complain but specifically asked for soaking tub and agreed to $50/nt
Called to see what up he says fully booked reiterated nice room but not agreed
He say he no see 50 charge hmm. Eventually he say to call in morning
Her name was Chelsea
Further feel like ungrateful sob when we leave we see chocolate and anniversary wishes
Chill tub nice
Bed

Monday
Mon ami gambi
Check out Paris
Ticks tonight
44 bg
1 massage Travelzoo go back get ready go to palms
Palms seem nice but way away
Massaging nice
Back to cosmo
Head to nine fine up bar open yay
Dam closing in 20 min
Small talk same bartender from last year
Excalibur sidetrack to mansalay skyfall
Bet hoses won 3.5!
Back to excal play craps blah
C on fish game
Bg
Funny especially last guy
Food crap fun not
Hostess Ed were not hostfull
Nach daddy
Jakeo
Finally just secret pizza

Tuesday
Wake up get coffee
Want more craps cosmo only has single empty $25 table?!?!
Off to try ph found 10 table. Dealers were fun and mello table. Hung in a while w 200buy but eventually lost it all
Back to room to pack and get ready
One last meal w nephew
Wicked spoon too long
Almost fool out of myself gold caught self before
Burger excellence
One last crappy craps session @ cosmo
Quick hit slot first spin 182 progressive
Cab airport
Slot nada

 

Thnx rprt gud!

 

You do know they don't charge by the word on here, right?

 

True, but if I wrote that, it would have taken 20 minutes longer to read.

A busy trip in not so many words!

 

Brevity is the soul of wit, but not in this case!

 

Hip hop trip repot

 

Tried to decipher this TR but still couldn’t figure out, who is Jonathan?

 

The guy who called him a f...cking idiot
It’s right there in the title

 

In 1657 Blaise Pascal wrote a long letter excusing himself for that by saying, "I have made this long letter only because I did not have the time to make it shorter". I wonder if you had had enough time you would have been able to write a shorter trip report . And who is Jonathan? A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma?

 

Great trip report! The "stream of consciousness" style is sometimes best.

 

Oh ok thanks, that explains everything!

 

Jonathan and his mom had us cracking up for half the trip. There was a couple walking with a bit of a moody teenage kid (about 15-16) about 10 feet in front of them.

The mom as calm as a cucumber tells him “Jonathan would you please apologize for calling me a fucking idiot”. The fact that she was so calm about it in a Martha Stewart sort of way just had us cracking up.

Who knows what happened to Jonathan after that.

 

He was stabbed in the ribs with a carving fork by his mother.

 

Red bull and vodka trip?

 

We need to hear more about this......

Interesting TR, although I got lost on line #2 and then line #3. gg? Bam? At first I thought Bam was a reference to one of Emeril's restaurants but from what I could tell you were still at the airport. Anyway, I got some chuckles from reading your abridged TR.

 

Okay, now we know the humor in the Jonathan laugh incident. Enjoyed trying to decipher your laconic very very raw notes. Not exactly sure how this was exactly in substance,

Giada travelzoo yummy

but sounds great, would have loved a photo.

Cheers.

 

TD;LR I came. I saw. I left.

 

That's how I got it too...this is how i'd write if I stayed near-blackout for the entire trip.

 

Interesting trip report. Looking forward to seeing if what I thought I read I did.

Mark

 

raw notes= needs to bake a little longer...