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Jonathan would you please apologize for calling me a f...king idiot?

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by hoochiemama, Mar 31, 2018.

  1. hoochiemama

    hoochiemama Low-Roller

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    My Trip Report

    Preamble. Again this is a brief trip report containing only raw notes. Hopefully I’ll expand on everything soon but we’re getting ready for our yearly summer trip and again decided to post our very very raw notes.

    Yearly anniversary trip
    Planned 2 months ago
    Thursday before kids are gone dogs are gone why not leave Friday!

    Friday
    955 flights
    20 gg
    Bam.
    Dang flight delayed 1110. In 1230
    Get to airport no chance earlier
    Pizza and beer and wait 3+ hrs
    Flt fine but bumpy
    Uber finally wife. Junk in trunk and car seat
    Drive fine but a bit awkward even more awkward since I thought tip in app but no. 15 credit 6.21
    Check in no rooms damn must upgrade! Very nice surprise
    Gamble slots eat. Make up craps 105
    Done 2.30! Latest night ever

    Saturday
    Wake up 9 comfy bed
    Keueeg
    Hash
    Gg wait roulette
    Gg 00!
    D roulette c1-18
    R crap yes +125
    Lappert
    Gg to Paris uber don't know where oh well cheap Groupon
    Check in ask eifel only red room 25. Ok. Awesome
    Hexx drink
    Play craps plus 200+
    Tower
    Change do zuman uber lost? Damn just walk
    Sweat
    Will call
    Nine fine
    Show ok entertainment but maybe 15-20 min too long
    Taxi home
    Crash. Nightclub noticeably but not bad

    Sunday
    Giada travelzoo yummy
    Cromwell not feeling crap table play bubble lose 20
    Walk through linq no play!
    Margaritaville way too sweet switch to beer
    Stop at harrah buy in for 200 cash in for 675! Guys had good rolls wish I was maxing
    Wynn
    Can u please apologize for calling me a fucking idiot
    Quote of trip
    Parasol only one drink!
    Fashion
    Anthropology
    Uber to cosmo wait long wtf uber
    Get to cosmo fine but huge lines not with wait this why double book
    Back to Paris
    Pool
    Nice
    Drink it up
    And up
    Back to room wife get weady I try to check in at cosmo
    Still long waiting
    Hmm worth it? I dunno now
    Still waiting hmm
    Check in extra 50/not for soackin tub ok wife wants
    Go back to Paris get ready blt
    Good drink
    Good popovers
    Good steaks
    Just way too much
    Off to cosmo
    51
    Awesome room huge kitchen w stove bathroom w shower
    Separate bedroom
    Extra large terrace
    But no soaking tub
    Felt like ungrateful calling to complain but specifically asked for soaking tub and agreed to $50/nt
    Called to see what up he says fully booked reiterated nice room but not agreed
    He say he no see 50 charge hmm. Eventually he say to call in morning
    Her name was Chelsea:)
    Further feel like ungrateful sob when we leave we see chocolate and anniversary wishes
    Chill tub nice
    Bed

    Monday
    Mon ami gambi
    Check out Paris
    Ticks tonight
    44 bg
    1 massage Travelzoo go back get ready go to palms
    Palms seem nice but way away
    Massaging nice
    Back to cosmo
    Head to nine fine up bar open yay
    Dam closing in 20 min
    Small talk same bartender from last year
    Excalibur sidetrack to mansalay skyfall
    Bet hoses won 3.5!
    Back to excal play craps blah
    C on fish game
    Bg
    Funny especially last guy
    Food crap fun not
    Hostess Ed were not hostfull
    Nach daddy
    Jakeo
    Finally just secret pizza

    Tuesday
    Wake up get coffee
    Want more craps cosmo only has single empty $25 table?!?!
    Off to try ph found 10 table. Dealers were fun and mello table. Hung in a while w 200buy but eventually lost it all
    Back to room to pack and get ready
    One last meal w nephew
    Wicked spoon too long
    Almost fool out of myself gold caught self before
    Burger excellence
    One last crappy craps session @ cosmo
    Quick hit slot first spin 182 progressive
    Cab airport
    Slot nada
     
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  2. VivaSladeVegas

    VivaSladeVegas Tourist

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    Thnx rprt gud!
     
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  3. martinr

    martinr VIP Whale

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    You do know they don't charge by the word on here, right?
     
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  4. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    True, but if I wrote that, it would have taken 20 minutes longer to read. :oops:

    A busy trip in not so many words!
     
    Mirage with myVegas on the weekend?!?! Yes, please!
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    Brevity is the soul of wit, but not in this case!
     
  6. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing tirement again and happily so....

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    Hip hop trip repot
     
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  7. QuaDxAceZ

    QuaDxAceZ Mirage #1 Fan

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    Tried to decipher this TR but still couldn’t figure out, who is Jonathan?
     
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  8. Tex

    Tex High-Roller

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    The guy who called him a f...cking idiot
    It’s right there in the title
     
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  9. luridludicloco

    luridludicloco Low-Roller

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    In 1657 Blaise Pascal wrote a long letter excusing himself for that by saying, "I have made this long letter only because I did not have the time to make it shorter". I wonder if you had had enough time you would have been able to write a shorter trip report :haha:. And who is Jonathan? A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma?:haha::haha:
     
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  10. spicole

    spicole VIP Whale

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    Great trip report! The "stream of consciousness" style is sometimes best.
     
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  11. QuaDxAceZ

    QuaDxAceZ Mirage #1 Fan

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    Oh ok thanks, that explains everything!
     
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  12. hoochiemama

    hoochiemama Low-Roller

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    Jonathan and his mom had us cracking up for half the trip. There was a couple walking with a bit of a moody teenage kid (about 15-16) about 10 feet in front of them.

    The mom as calm as a cucumber tells him “Jonathan would you please apologize for calling me a fucking idiot”. The fact that she was so calm about it in a Martha Stewart sort of way just had us cracking up.

    Who knows what happened to Jonathan after that.
     
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  13. spicole

    spicole VIP Whale

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    He was stabbed in the ribs with a carving fork by his mother.
     
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  14. vwhiten

    vwhiten And still chasing 1st Royal & 1st Hand Pay

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    Red bull and vodka trip?
     
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  15. MikeOPensacola

    MikeOPensacola VIP Whale

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    We need to hear more about this......

    Interesting TR, although I got lost on line #2 and then line #3. gg? Bam? At first I thought Bam was a reference to one of Emeril's restaurants but from what I could tell you were still at the airport. Anyway, I got some chuckles from reading your abridged TR.

    :peace: :beer:
     
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  16. luridludicloco

    luridludicloco Low-Roller

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    Okay, now we know the humor in the Jonathan laugh incident. Enjoyed trying to decipher your laconic very very raw notes. Not exactly sure how this was exactly in substance,

    Giada travelzoo yummy

    but sounds great, would have loved a photo.

    Cheers. :beer:
     
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  17. Stizz19

    Stizz19 Low-Roller

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    TD;LR I came. I saw. I left.
     
  18. TIMSPEED

    TIMSPEED How many words can I actually fit in this space?

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    That's how I got it too...this is how i'd write if I stayed near-blackout for the entire trip.
     
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  19. Kobra2848

    Kobra2848 VIP Whale

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    Interesting trip report. Looking forward to seeing if what I thought I read I did.

    Mark
     
  20. vsop

    vsop Low-Roller

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    raw notes= needs to bake a little longer...