BeeeJay's 8 Week Fall Vegas-Phoenix Golf, Gambling, Hookers & Blow Binge

I tired a little craps and roulette, $500 spins and $700 hard ways and both were total whiffs that ate up my VP winnings from the first night.

 

I broke my diet of breakfast burritos and steaks by celebrating last nights win by turning over a new “leaf”....of lettuce!!!



And a morning workout—-it’s Mickelson Calves Day!



And then a little bank “run”....

 

And now for the World Famous Wynn Shitter Walk!!!

 

That’s a lot of lobster tails...

 

Daybed at Boulevard pool!!

 

Now to again clarify for all of us....you will continue to NOT play table games.

Right @BeeeJay ?

 

Fu**K YEAH!!!! 11 bananas out!!!!


Way to friggin go!!!




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When I lock the win I lock the win, I didn’t play a hand after the deuces for $1,000

 

Packing and recovering from $225 worth of
peach ciroc at the pool, less some
Food I suppose!

Heading back to Scottsdale in the morning, golf TPC on Saturday. Seating at Fairmont Princess which is the resort at the TPC.

Next Vegas installment is Oct 27 Aria. I’ll report on the golf and any cool bars, pools, dinners this weekend, and then take a break for a few days.

 

Another great leg! Squeeze in another last minute hit! Oh wait, you said you were locking it up...

 

I’m a big proponent of winning. [emoji23]

Best way to do that is follow numerous meaningless superstitions, hit and run, karma, hunches, large bankroll to book small win, martingale wins and losses aka chasing, comp yo self, and MOST IMPORTANT—QUIT while you’re ahead—for the session on a big win, and for the trip if there is ever a point of stringing a few big wins together.

I believe Steve Cyr called this “eat like a bird, shit like an elephant” because some clients would have a lot of small wins and then a HUGE loss. That is def my approach. That is why I never get those big big wins like a lot of the guys on the board despite playing a high average bet. I value having the winning trip, even if small. That’s what she said. [emoji23]

 

and TIPPING, riduculously, always TIPPING!!!

(inside joke to one of my previous TR simpsons references about twirling)

 

Haha love this post! Just the tip baby!!! [emoji23][emoji23]

I would love to know how much I have tipped on this trip report so far. It’s def in the thousands. I’m counting the two 3-card poker tips as $200 tips even though they only cost me $5, the dealers got $200 plus I gave them some of the side/bonus bet winnings which was another $125 on the $8,000 hand and $200 on the $11,315 win. So just that was $725. I think the Venetian cabana tip was $350. Then all the handpays, and big dinners. $5 a drink. I’m gonna think about this a lot more when I’m living on the P.Ho bridge after this hot run ends!! [emoji23][emoji23]

 

Aria shitter walk is if staying at Wynnalazzo, Wynn shitter walk is when staying at Aria/Cosmo.

Headed for Wynn right now!!

 

These photos are breathtaking. They don't even look real. You got, I guess, twilight?, at the absolutely perfect time.

 

Haha yeah I got up early and waited til it was just right, also didn’t want to do Wynn shitter walk in total darkness but need to get to Scottsdale by 2pm so it’s a “high stress juggle” this morning [emoji6][emoji23]

 

Very nice pool day and Casita accommodations at Fairmont Princess Scottsdale!

 

My room is just off the 5th fairway of TPC Scottsdale Stadium course.....



Place is nice but I prefer Kierland, there are a billion little kids here for some Pumpkin weekend, the lady at check in tried to give me a brochure about it, I said “I don’t need that” [emoji23][emoji23]



Wanted French toast but couldn’t break my breakfast burrito streak!!! French toast was not my favorite, it was like 11 grain with sunflower seeds and nuts [emoji1785][emoji1785]. Burrito was big but worst I’ve had on this trip, INCLUDING McDs. I detected zero meat. That’s what she said. On the plus side I won’t be too full for a pool visit before golf!

 

I haven't seen any pics of the blow yet, but after seeing how you eat, that's the only logical explanation for why you aren't gaining 10lbs per day.