That Movie Quote...

There's two types of women: Type A and Type B.

Type A: They're real easy. They jump right into bed with you. Boom, boom, boom. Then later on, they break your balls!!

Type B: They make you work like hell to go to bed with them. Then later on, they break your balls!!

 

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Lighten up Francis.

So I got that goin for me, which is nice.

 

" Drunk, fat + stupid is no way to go through life, son,"

 

I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.

(Please forgive me stretching the definition of "movie" for this one.)

 

1. Down to the road block, we've just begun 2. The guards are through 3. The Major's men are on a spree 4. Major and Wladislaw go through the door 5. Pinkley stays out in the drive 6. The Major gives the rope a fix 7. Wladislaw throws the hook to heaven 8. Jimenez has got a date 9. The other guys go up the line 10. Sawyer and Lever are in the pen 11. Posey guards points five and seven 12. Wladislaw and the Major go down to delve 13. Franko goes up without being seen 14. Zero-hour: Jimenez cuts the cable; Franko cuts the phone 15. Franko goes in where the others have been 16. We all come out like it's Halloween

 

where's donald duck?

 

I've seen that movie a million times, and still - every time - I keep hoping Jim Brown makes it, but he never does...

 

And Von Ryan never quite grabs the back of the train !........he never makes it, either

 

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Wait a minute, you know black and white it would just capture the moment....awwww

Slugs! He created slugs!

 

These go to 11.

 

I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right in the head.

What is Jerusalem worth?
Nothing.
Everything.

Hey Dad. Want to have a catch?

 

Blondie, you are a son-of-a-______!!!!

 

"All right ramblers, let's get ramblin' "

"I don't tip, I don't believe in it. She don't make enough money she can quit. I don't tip because society says I have to, I'll tip if someone really puts forth the effort. Tipping automatically is for the birds....She only filled my coffee cup 3 times, I want it filled 6 times."

 

Mr. Pink!

 

Now that’s one for perpetuity - can’t count the number of times I’ve seen it. Nice going @Breeze147

 

You’ll shoot your eye out.

In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!

Except I didn't say "fudge". I said THE word! The big one! The mother of dirty words! The F-dash-dash-dash word!

 

"You can't even call it a light! It's a dark. You turn that thing on in the middle of the day, the whole room goes black."

 

"Take that stiff, and pound it up your ass!"

 

1.) "What we have here is a failure to communicate"
2.) "I'm having an old friend for dinner"
3.) "Mama says, stupid is as stupid does"
4.) "Love means never having to say your sorry"