Royal Flusher's What Goes Around Spins Around May 2015 Trip Report

Whether its in the ER, the boardroom, or the throne, Flusher is there to help you Stick it to the Man! Glad to be of service to you guys.

 

I enjoy Royal Flusher trip reports! I feel like I'm there, which is wonderful since I haven't booked a trip yet.

Can't wait to read more....

 

Your TRs are the best

 

Thanks Electroguy and Wezvidz.

A double-shot...

Those of you that have followed me for a while... you won't believe this.... yet another horror panic late plane screwed up trip story trying to get out to Vegas. I must be accursed!

A Sheerly Brilliant Scheme http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2015/05/a-sheerly-brilliant-scheme.html

That's Not a Cigar Tube or 777 Jackpot http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2015/05/thats-not-cigar-tube-or-777-jackpot.html

 

Your site is blocked at work so I will have to read at home. In the meantime I would like to say that there is nothing creepy or gross about the CTG pic. Yummmmm!!

 

Finally got my ass to Vegas. Nice ride in an Escalade from Presidential. $20 trick at the Nugget

And... got propositioned within an hour of arriving. Still got it!

http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2015/05/having-any-luck-down-there.html

 

Ouch....a brutal start gambling. I sure hope this will have a happy ending!

 

Me too!!!

My first full day in Vegas, hit the dollar VP at the Nugget pretty hard. The pool area is really nice and quiet at 7:00am. A great place to reflect.

http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2015/05/fire-up-moonar-nodule.html

 

Wow, those were some brutal sessions, Mr. Flusher. Hope the rest of the trip gets better.

My last couple of trips were the same way. I would get killed in the beginning and then on the latter part of the trip I would recover, though not nearly enough to put me in the black.

Really enjoying your reports. By the way, about the Hooker spray. Do they have the other kind where you spray it on yourself so you can be propositioned. None of them ever approached me, lol! (I'm just kidding of course, but still.......) :evillaugh

 

Did I detect a lack of country throwup gravy on that breakfast plate? Could that explain your lack of wins?

 

That HAS to be it.

 

If you get really po'd at FU Air Canada there is always this -- He got pissed off because his flight was over booked so he just stripped naked. Not that you would ever resort to such tactics -- appears it didn't get him very far -- just to the hoosegow (don't know if this a Texas only term for jail but we use it a lot down here)

 

That is hysterical!!!!!!! You can see I've put on a few pounds in that photo....

I've heard that term and used it, a really Canadian term and a really good one I think is the Crowbar Hotel.

 

For many years our sheriff's name was Milton. So it was very common to call the jail Milton's Hilton. Now our sheriff is Buddy. Had a name change for the jail to Buddy's B & B. The police are also referred to as the PoPo. We used to have a police scanner in our ER- it provided good entertainment on a slow night. The town is small - i refer to it as Mayberry. Can't imagine what goes out over the Vegas police scanner. Sure do miss that show. I actually saw them filming one night a couple of years ago.

 

I got to star in an Flusher episode...it doesn't get much better than that!!!!!

 

Because of RF I now observe the Strict Rules of Parlay when I play 9/6 JoB at MSS or anywhere else. It makes that game that much more fun!

Keep the TRs coming! Nothing pumps me up more for an upcoming DT trip than reading your Vegas highlights/lowlights!

Chris

 

What is the strict rule? I just got into VP!

 

http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2014/05/strict-rules-of-parlay-rules.html

 

On the road for a few days. Posting from my phone.

Here's what I've got

Traveling the Willy Wonka Hershey Highway

http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2015/05/traveling-wonky-willy-hershey-highway.html

The Space between Marilyn Monroe's Breasts
http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2015/05/the-space-between-marilyn-monroes.html

 

They Call Me Mr Pitiful

I went on full tilt the first day. Nothing was hitting.

Already taking markers. Not savvy
http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2015/05/they-call-me-mr-pitiful.html