Bad joke of the day 2020

From the EEeeeeeeewwwwww! Department!

(No, this is not real.)

 

Gawd that’s awful. Really!! But isn’t this just as bad?

 

Cougar stalks man for 6 minutes!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10100582468407471

 

While not that bad (yet) did have first snowfall this morning

 

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will remain stationery.

 

I had to block out the one for Allegiant because it was political. Feel free to write one for them or any of the other airlines.

 

I hope they got all the seeds out!

RICHARD

 

I saw a ad for a coffin, made me think.... that’s the last thing I need.

 

A sure sign of growing old.....

20 years ago, when we got up we would have to spend 20 minutes looking for panties.

This morning we spent 20 minutes looking for my wife’s knee brace.

 

A woman goes into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter "Do you have any Viagra?"
He replies "Yes, we have Viagra."
"Does it work?" the woman asks.
"Yes, it works fine" says the pharmacist.
The woman asks "Can you get it over the counter?"
"I can if I take two" replies the pharmacist.

 

Ok...I wrote a joke...it may get me banned...if so, it was nice knowing you all....

Did you hear that the National Association of Epileptics is holding their annual meeting in Vegas next month?






















It will be at Seizure's Palace