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Bad joke of the day 2020

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.

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    Garrison Keillor, discussing his pending retirement from A Prarie Home Companion, was asked for his favorite joke.

    He offered: “A man is walking by an insane asylum. And he hears the inmates shouting, ‘21, 21, 21.’ And they sound so happy! And he walks up and he looks through a hole in the fence. And they poke him in the eye with a sharp stick, and yell, ‘22, 22.’
     
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    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license.

    She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
     
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    A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins.

    She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong.

    She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"
     
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    Blonde or not, heteropaternal (different fathers) fraternal twins can and do happen, occasionally, in humans.

    Seriously.
     
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    ardee It's only money.

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    Edited. Very sorry. I posted in the wrong forum.

    Nothing to see here. Have a nice day! :D
     
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