April Showers of Booze & 17’s Bring May Flowers of Quads & Degenerates!!!!!

have we ever even gone in there?

 

We have never been allowed to enter the HL room there.

 

Sorry thinking the Baccarrat room by the bartops.

 

Hey BeeeJay. I'm sorry that your buddy "Maddy Ice" isn't able to make it, but if you would allow a subsitute "Matty Ice" to join your gang and partake in the shenanigans I would be honered . I'm staying downtown comped at MSS 4/21-4/24 and would love to hang with you all for awhile at Golden Gate on Tuesday! First kid free/wife free trip in a few years.

 

sounds good!

We shall be there!

 

April Showers of Booze & 17’s Bring May Flowers of Quads & Degenerates!!!!!

This trip can't come soon enough

 

Funny my mom says the opposite about you.

 

Wow! I swear I didn't rip off your name. It was bestowed upon me by a colleague. Be careful what you wish for, though, these degens will corrupt you and destroy your liver!

 

Thanks for the heads up! The name Matty Ice was bestowed upon me by a colleague as well. I could use a little corruption and liver damage from some seasoned pros or as they are so effectionaley referred to as degenerates. I am thouroughly looking forward to this trip! I know 17 is gonna get hot!!

 

rememeber Hot 17 is only legal in Arkansas and Nebraska!

lucky I'm from Nebraska!

 

And Arkansas reporting in here

 

That explains those young things running out in the street to stop me as I drove the length of Nebraska last summer. Friendly state....

JZB

 

Were they screaming while running?

 

love those Hot Husker girls knocking on my door after the bars closed every night.....I never let 'em out. beer:

 

A shame you guys should have to miss out on all our daily pre-trip Facebook Smack-Talk.....some recent highlights:

1:01am
Macker
For you info BeeeJay...Bellagio Cafe has a short rub sandwich that is on there menu and is quite tasty. I think it's only $14 and makes a good replacement for the long gong short rib sloppy joe at Grand Lux...Plis can pass the line with gold or higher


4:48am
BeeeJay
I thought you and my mom invented the "Short Rub Sandwich"?!?!?

I know she loves your "Long GONG Short Rib Sloppy Joe"

but in all seriousness, its a great reminder on Bellagio Cafe and Platinum line pass although honestly, if I'm paying, why would I eat there? decent quality, but horrible service and terrible price.

Macker, my dietician has prepared a plan for me to focus my dining on Grey Goose and pussy, but I'm not sure we'll be able to eat together much since you'll be dining on dick and ATM receipts.

 

Oh lord! Fun shit! Good times ahead..

 

After reading this diatribe, I announce that the official VMB greeting during this trip will be...

"High Five @ss F*ck!"

For clarification on the orgination of this secret and revered greeting see the below video.

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Only after they caught me....


TWO WEEKS and I'm boarding a plane for Vegas......!

JZB

 

Its not long now gentlemen, and with Gaggles bday trip now booked about a month after this trip, its 10 total nights in Vegas over a 5 week period.

Just like old times!

 

I like, I like!!!

Hiiiigghhh Fiiiive Aaaasss FUUCK.

might have to be a first bump though, those guys are staying at Flamingo and claim the resort fee includes 24 hour porn, so I don't want any palm interaction.