Slot players weird habits and Boob money

What crazy things have you witnessed people doing while playing slots?

At a local casino today I witnessed the woman sitting next to me rubbing the wicked winnings slot screen from bottom to top....side to side in sloooowwwwwww motion. After the rubbing stopped, she pulled out her BOSOM money:eek2
Why oh why do some women put money in their Bosom!!! If you don't want to bring your purse, use a fanny pack!!! Seriously, I guess the money got lost at one point, because her hand was in her bra for a good 3 minutes searching and shiffting boobage up and down....I'm thinking is there a secret compartment in there or something?

Now mind you the way she was rubbing the machine caused the people walking behind us to stare. When her hand went in search of the lost boob money...people, especially some men stopped in their tracks staring at the booby shifting. One older guy had his mouth open for so long I thought his dentures would fall out. Pretty much everyone had a..wtf...expression. All the while I'm sitting next to this woman trying my hardest not to lose it. The woman sitting next to me is laughing her ass off!!

Oh, did I mention the boob money was damp when she pulled it out, and the same hand she used to boob money search was the same hand she used to rub the screen

 

Yes, I have seen this before, and although my mother always told me not to stare at strangers, I could not resist myself.

Another trend though that I have noticed recently is "boob phone" - ladies keeping there cell phone under there bra. And virtually everyone of them that I have seen do this have been very well endowed (to the point of being obese).

 

Non-obese boob phone:

 

Boobs slowing rubbing all around and woman feeling all around inside her bra touching herself inappropriately? And you say this like its a bad thing...

 

pictures

we need pictures!

 

No kidding! WTF do I care where she keeps her cash? It's not like old days where if she had a roll of quarters hidden down there and then I started playing her machine and it hit. You'll never touch that money, so why do you care? Just enjoy the view.

 

I always enjoy watching the people who cover up the third reel with a piece of paper or card when playing a 3 reel machine. I am not sure the pyschology of this, other than the fact you arent seeing if you win or lose each time. Most 3 reel machines are won and lost on the first reel really. If you dont hit a symbol you are down to either praying for a cherry or nothing. People never cease to amaze me!

 

Maybe she had to work her way around the cat?

 

At a loss for words. Trying so hard.... wow!

 

I wish that more women would fish around in their bras for stuff so no complaints from me on that one.

I dont care if people have magic rituals they go through with the machines. Our brains produce slight electrical impulses so if they can somehow work on the machine even slightly to tilt the edge in the players favor, its worth a try.

The military has used psychic researchers for years in very good results so there might well be something to it.

What bugs me is ladies who put their feet on the podium that the machine sits on or even worse, across the chair next to them like its a recliner or something.

I do have a theory that machines can communicate with each other on a very rudimentary basis so when one hits the ones next to it will somehow get in rythmn with it. When I see one machine hitting i try to play the ones next to it.

 

I dont know how many times I have seen a machine hit and then I go around to the other side of the machine and the exact opposite side machine will hit. Its kind of odd really!

 

lol.. From a woman's perspective it is

 

You mean like in the movie "the men who stare at goats? " man did I laugh during that movie! I believe at the beginning they say more then you could imagine of this movie is true. Always wondered what parts exactly are true....

 

Saw a couple with a rock rubbing it as they alternated spins.

Another person would spin then curse at the machine when it didn't pay. Wait, my wife said that was actually me after drinking too much.

 

My mother lived to a ripe old age. Mom, the consummate rounder and party girl, was short, busty, and quite the flirt until the day she died at 94.

On one of her last trips … she must have been in her mid-to-late 80s, she wanted me to play craps with her. (Mom was too short to place all of her bets down and needed my help.)

So there we are, mom is flirting with the "boys" and runs out of money. She goes fishing in her bra for her stash. I was SO embarrassed and said, "Mom! Stop it!"

To which she coyly replied, "Hell, they don't mind seeing an old lady's boobs … do you boys?"

It was not always easy being her son.

 

haha I'm a guy and I totally do this. I sprawl out and get as comfortable as possible.

 

New screen saver!

 

I heard about this dude who carries around a hello kitty figurine and a Gordy Howe hockey card and sits it on top of whatever machine he's playing. Takes all kinds, I suppose.

 

I just hit the "Like" button.

 

I've seen quite a few women with their cell phones tucked in their bra at the side of one boob leaned over at the electronic roulette tables - can't say I didn't drop in and play a few spins I've seen pretty crazy ritualistic stuff at the craps table. I've heard a guy mumble what sounded like latin before setting and throwing the dice, and of course he was a terrible shooter lol.