WHERE IS PART THIRTEEN AND ONWARDS????

This is tougher than the crack cocaine withdrawal cold turkey I had!!!!!!!!! c'mon lacy! bring'er home! I want more of the story! ill start you off!


Part 13

I woke up on a king sized bed, got off the bed.

hell ill even do another one just to get you to come back

Part 14

I walked into the washroom, closed the big door.

 

Part 15...

I found two teeth in the toilet.

 

Part 16.....

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Love me and kiss my feet.

 

omg thanks you two... i feel so much better now


Part 17

Since nobody was good enough to kiss my feet, i kissed them myself. Then i took the elevator downstairs

 

part 18

the elevator had a full length mirror, but i never got to use the loser portion, because, to my horror, the teeth had been mine. OMG!

 

That's the longest title since "Don't be a menace while drinking your juice in the hood"

 

If I can curl my legs up behind my neck, I suppose I should be able to kiss my own feet, although I have never tried.

Please continue..... you're all killing me.

 

I think I love you--yours is the first post I think I've read today that actually used the proper contraction....

 

I think I love you--yours is the first post I think I've read today that actually used the proper contraction.... </font>[/QUOTE]Although you may claim my writing sucks, I do know how to use proper grammer.

 

Hoya, I'm deeply hurt!! I always use the correct contractions!

Lacy, curl your legs up behind your neck? Now that's an interesting position to be in! Kundalini Yoga? My tongue does all my curling....

 

Bill--I wasn't pulling anyone in particular out, it just appears that today's board has quite a few "if your going to..." when it should be "if you're going to". Not everyone does it, and it happens to be a particular pet peeve of mine. I usually don't mention it, but I just had to congratulate Lacy on something....

 

Hey someone has to be the grammar police! As long as you know that I'm joking and you're okay with that. I don't want to be on your bad side or you're going to smack me!

 

Hilarious !!!!

 

On something eh? Hmmmm.. I believe I will have to continue with my story afterall.

 

Hey Hoya! All of Bill's uses of "you're" and "your" ARE correct. What sort of prize does he win?

 

Um, midnight drunken phone call from Vegas next month??

 

I'LL TAKE IT!! LOL!

 

Did you say that Lacy was having contractions?

 

booner! that is not fair, fast forwarding to part 871 like that.

who was the daddy?

 

the whole title was actually

Don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood... just a random clarification...

now continue the story damnit