Major drink comp cutbacks at CET?

I was turned down all energy drinks at Riverside so no Malibu rum and Red Bull for me

 

CET Press Release
"You Asked, and We Listened" - New Exclusive Contract with FAYGO To Provide All Cola Products to Vegas CET Properties
Customer's preferences are our top concern, and in order to align ourselves to be the best destination in Las Vegas, Caesars has immediately entered into a contract with FAYGO to provide all soft drinks to its Las Vegas properties. Customers will be able to order a drink at their convenience where a professional robotic bartender will funnel the order out of a 3 liter FAYGO soda bottle and be prompted with a credit card reader for their $11.67 charge and have the convenient option to add a Thank You Robot service charge.
"This is the most sanitary and efficient way, it's what our customers want," said KC, F&B Manager for CET. "We are constantly looking for new options such as the convenient 2.5 ounce water bottle and creating a new Busch Light Select beer that will be available in 6 ounce cans"


(disclaimer yes this is a joke)

 

Caesars announces NEW "PAY AS YOU GO" RESORT FEE INCLUSIONS
-Now our nightly resort fee will include TAP WATER! Freshly somewhat-filtered tap water delivered directly through to your room for your convenience!
**Customers wishing to opt out of Tap Water Resort Fees will incur a $135 maintenance charge to shut water to your room. Water use may be limited during periods of high usage in the resort. Usage above 12 gallons per day will be throttled to a trickle unless you choose our high performance resort fee plan.

 

Great one! I thought I was the only one who picked up on seeing that particular phrase on many occasions. Amazing that casinos have the nerve to use that phrase when announcing a cutback. The most recent to do something along those lines that is Golden Entertainment (AZ Charlies, Strat, Aquarius), who said they were ending the random daily point multiplier to avoid "customer confusion". It's not for us, it's for you!

I'm personally holding out for toilet paper to be included in the list of what the resort fee covers.

 

Here’s some ideas for Eldorado, er’ Eldorado...
“You can look at the menu” fee,
Take a survey to ride the elevators
Set the AC the 85, replaces the need for spas/saunas
Melted water replacing ice (it melts anyway, so this eliminates the inconvenience of waiting for it to melt)
The Last Cocktail Waitress Theatre. One girl/guy serves the whole audience their .75 oz. shots. We sit and watch.
Reusable Paper Dixie cups for our .75 oz. beverages.
Bring your own linens
....and finally... 2:3 blackjack

 

you've heard of "Less is More"

CET is employing the new Less AND More strategy...Less Liquor for MORE Money!!

 

Riverside does not have energy drinks at the bars, perhaps that is the issue.

 

Me too!

 

Hey...I LIKE Faygo. Times are hard, gonna get harder.

 

and you can tip your faygo robot server !! WTF

 

CET better jump on Faygo before Derek Stevens steals the idea for the D.

 

Faygo is owned by National Beverage, stock symbol FIZZ. (Really) Once the word gets out about CET comping Faygo it might be the next Game Stop.

Blue Horseshoe loves FIZZ

 

Yeah, no idea where this thread is now as it's drifted way over past the booze aisle. Time to close it down.