2 drunk brits - live(ish) 24/6 to 8/7, 14 nights, anniv/ oh f*ck I’m 40/ geez I need a Vegas trip

They are developing nicely - I expect the knee and shin ones will join up in the next couple of days
That will be attractive when I’m laying by the pool [emoji1785]

 

Amazing trip so far! Some beautiful scenery, but sorry about the bruise. And very sorry for your loss!

 

Things have taken a turn for the weird

One - it’s raining

Two - we are getting a Fremont st type show

 

Zions version of the Planet Hollywood butt statue

 

Ouch. You could always use some thick zinc oxide sunscreen to cover them up at the pool. @spicole approved of course.

 

Another black bear diner - this time in st George , Utah

Jol got his hash browns extra crispy and is very impressed

French toast portion size is ridiculous

 

Terribles - keeping aspirations to the bare minimum [emoji38]

 

Stopped at the eureka in mesquite on the way through to Vegas Finally had a winning Pai Gow session cashing up $50 thanks to quad 7,s .

Time to drive to Wynn and keep jol away from the check in desk as he has been rather enjoying the frequent waitress service with shock tops

Checking into Wynn on a 4 night comp through the Wynn slots app -supposed to be no resort fee too . Our first time at Wynn so looking forward to comparing with aria sky suite which has been our most lux Vegas room to date

 

Weird selection of stuff in the eureka gift shop

 

Amazing trip report so far with amazing pictures.

Loving it

 

Loving all the pics but starting to feel like a Black Bear Diner advertisement lol.

 

It’s good breakfast food

 

Loving our FREE Wynn room
Had a long bath and bottle of wine while Jol had gummies
Feeling no bad things

Off to harrahs for x country plus diamond dinner at Toby Keith as classy like that - $50 for steak $50 for booze [emoji106]

 

Tequila- it makes me happy

Jol says there’s a country song about tequila making girls clothes fall off but I do t think we need to discuss that [emoji2958]

Dony

Don’t

Jeez. Hard to type

 

Vegetables!

 

You would need to read our old trip reports to get this .....



But it’s still
Not a bloody potato

 

Dinner looks good! I haven't had a steak in months.

 

Aside of nothing

If I say bonus bonus mother*ucker - how many of you say

Five Hundy ???

 

Takeaway to make up the Hundy - yes we tipped appropriately

 

Playing Pai Gow
Fun
Might miss boobs with country
V drunk