BeeeJay's "Luck O The Irish" Live December Karma Trip Report

Sorry!

Why did I think you were flying in from Canada? Did I make that just make that up in my mind? OR is it a secret wish that most people are Canadians due to my unusual love of hockey? Lol sorry man. Sucks that the day you want to go to desert is one of the 26-27 days of the year they get rain. I'd bet my first born against it raining on the day I arrive (looks back, confirms wife did not see this)

 

Boarded then immediately deplaned....United heads up their asses, I knew from fight aware there was no fucking way. 2+ hour delay. Headed to McDs

 

In your case, push it until it squirts money!

 

Finished up a low cost 1,500 calorie meal and now sitting here with my dick in my hands for 2 1/2 hours. Getting s lot of weird looks actually. Maybe that is supposed to be just a figure of speech!?!?

Of course flying every week for work I'm used to this bullshit and have a season of sons of anarchy on my phone ready to roll....plenty of backup charging options to make sure when I arrive in Vegas I'm able to continue the trip report. As Jordan Belfort says "The Show Goes On!!!!!"

 

Cosmo front desk......... 'Sorry Mr. BeeeJay your room is not quite ready yet housekeeping still trying to clean up after some crazy party last weekend'

 

How about some random trivia:

Filet O Fish invented 1963.

Borat blind taste test Filet O Fish vs 4am Cosmo Hooker invented December 4th, 2014.

 

F'Me its been like 3 years since I had an inbound delay to Vegas. Good thing its not snow.

The damn airlines are slow on the info update. AA had me on a 5 hour delay out of dallas due to plane issues, we sat on the tarmac for an hour before they finally delayed us. Moving a 10 pm arrival to 4:00am, at
least those F#@kers in ORD aren't half as mean or lazy as the DFW folks.

 

Are you sure you aren't on Air FU Canada?... Man that SUCKS!!!

Speaking of Rude - I mean Rouge, here's my last communication from them:

Dear Mrs. Flusher,

Thank you for taking the time to contact our office regarding your and Mrs. Flusher's travel with Air FU Canada on November 08, 2014.

We were sorry to learn of your experience onboard your flight to Flusherville that day. Please accept our sincere apologies.

Mr. Flusher, Air Canada has earned an international reputation for excellence in commercial aviation and we offer our customers superior service and safety. Our professional pilots have proven experience and expertise and receive the highest quality flight training available at state of the art facilities. (Jimmy Poon's Microsoft Flight Simulator set-up).

Please be assured that safety is our number one priority and we take matters such as you have described very seriously. You may be confident that your comments have been forwarded to our Flight Operations Department to ensure this incident is reviewed internally. (INSERT VIGOROUS HAND MOTION HERE).

Once again Mr. Flusher, thank you for taking the time to express your concerns. We look forward to being of service to you again soon under less eventful conditions.

Sincerely,
Helen

 

I wonder what this chick would be willing to do to help me pass 2 hours for $2,000 in cash?

 

Helen sounds like a really faux-empathetic back stabbed to me

 

Well I tried to change Mrs. to Mr. about 5 times, I guess the sex change ain't gonna happen.

 

Gonna pop over to the gate for the Bushwood flight and see if I can get Lacy Underall to bend over to pick up a Benjamin off the floor...

 

BeeeJay's "Luck O The Irish" Live December Karma Trip Report

Neighbor in the shitter just slipped this under the wall....



I'm not sure what this means!?!?

Is it:

#1. Elaine Benis
#2. Eminem
#3. Senator from Idaho

Nasty

Soooo glad I scotch guarded my entire body pre-Vegas.

 

What's the money line of the oriental couple with group 5 boarding passes lining up at the front of group 1 and acting all confused again!?!?

 

Borat delayed now also, so we are all delayed across the board. Apparently Gaggles downloaded WinPoker into the Air Traffic Control computer system and made so many wrong holds the system locked up assuming the controller was homeless drunk

 

Loving these stream of consciousness posts as you pass time delayed. Absolute gold.

 

My favorite is the DB's who pull the door handle and knock aggressively on the stall door.
You want an airport bathroom to go silent in 5 seconds. When someone knocks on your stall door, just whisper in a loud way...."Let me see the money first"

 

These degens are twitching like crack whores at the gate due to the delay, I'm cool as a cucumber listening to this...

 

Almost 4 hour delay now, I need Trigllmane to tell me how much I'm saving per hour by not playing 6/5 boner deluxe at CET

 

You need the cover art for that.

I'd change it to An Evening of Gambling, Laughter and Hard Liquor if I had any graphic art skills.