Adult Video Awards, AK-47's and a night of regret

Woohoo, this report is back on and- EPIC! Man, I love the reality of this report! I look forward to 'happy ending' if there is one.

 

Now this is a Fucking Trip Report.

 

Vegas

Ah, to be young and single again.

 

Great write up so far. You're a hell of a writer.

 

That's awesome you guys scored with these young blondes. They must have looked amazing dressed up for the clubs. Going to Dinner with five cougars sounds hilarious!

 

hahaha this made me laugh so hard for some reason.

 

Love your humorous writing style. This is epic. Can't wait to hear the end of the report.

 

There are losing trips and then there is this one, enjoyed the read, but not so well done.

 

This report is amazing. Just epic in every way

 

This really is one of the more honest reports I have read. I love it, missing all my single trips now

 

Saturday morning was on a sombre note. After hooking up with two European 19 year-olds (well, my case is up for dispute) and meeting more porn stars than is mentally healthy, it would be hard to surpass. Little did I know that night had something in store for me. Whether it was good or bad is still unconfirmed, but it made for something funny to talk about on the flight back to reality.

Me and JC get up and head down to that restaurant beside Planet Hollywood (the name I can't recall) for a big breakfast. Me pal is quite happy with himself- unbeknownst to me, he has reached his goal for the trip. After shoveling an Eggs Benedict down my chute and discussing the events of last night, I decide it's time for a beer to wash this meal down.

Our friend who I'll refer to as Numbers for reasons only known to us had informed us the night before we left he'd be flying down Saturday morning for one night only. Yes, you read that right. You see, Numbers had met a girl he really liked and things were starting to get serious. One thing about our buddy Numbers is he's a suit-and-tie guy by day, me and JC are blue-collar workers. But you put Numbers in Vegas, and he has the propensity to lose all control. This guy's puked in piano bars, and done things that might make your computer crash if I typed it. Either way, deciding he couldn't miss out completely on this trip, he had decided to catch a flight down for atleast one leg of the journey. If he told his schmoopy or not, I didn't care.

Numbers texts us to tell us he's gotten off the plane at about 11 am. I decide to go down and donate more money to Bally's at the roulette table with a beer in each hand as JC went back to the room to wash up and presumably jerk off thinking about last night. Sure enough as I'm standing there filling my orifice with yeast and hops I hear someone shout my name. Numbers is here.

To his credit, Numbers was on his best behaviour. Guess he really is serious about this chick. Saturday we strolled around, looking for cheap blackjack. We used to always hit the Sahara for $1 blackjack and drink as much as possible for free, but by this time the casino was but a distant memory.

We hit Gallagher's inside the NY NY for some steaks, and Numbers being pie-eyed grabbed the bill. Saturday was a little tamer than the first two, and we ended up back at Bally's which is where I got separated from my two pals. At about 1 am, after drinking all day and spilling beer on the roulette table I retired to the bar by the back beside the elevator's and kept drinking. Which is where I met a girl from the Midwest.

We operate on a system called the Vegas handicap. Which means, every chick has a 5 point handicap in Sin City. If she's a 3 back home, she's an 8 in Vegas. I won't try to calculate Austria and Germany, because they were an exception to this once-thought-to-be flawless system. Anyways, this chick at the bar was a 1, so I guess a 6, right?

After sitting there by my lonesome and chatting with her (she actually had a cool personality, and she was down) we decided she wanted to see my room. We head up, me hoping JC and Numbers are still out somewhere, enjoying their last night. If I'm going to defile this chick, I'd prefer to do it anonymously. Sure enough I crack the door open, and JC and Numbers are sound asleep. Shi*t.

I figure what the hell, I can get a bl*wjob quietly, and end the trip on a good note. Apparently, when you've been drinking all day, your volume judgement is no longer as acute as in the morning. After tickling her tonsils, I proceed to give her something to taste. She leaves, I fall asleep satisfied and hoping my buddies slept through it all in a drunken slumber.

I find out the next morning I had woken them both up, and they had to lay there, wide awake listening to this chick gag and work to get me off. I laugh hysterically, until Numbers reminds me he got a good look at her. Now the laughing turns to me... but f*ck it. It's Vegas, remember the 5 point handicap?

Anyways, this trip happened LAST January, 2012. I'm off to Vegas again in about a week. Hope you all enjoyed reading it, as much as I enjoyed living it (for the most part).

 

Holy crap, that's a LOST-style twist ending right there.

Can't wait for the next report.

 

Be honest.......she was a hooker, right ?:evillaugh
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Nice report !.......a little late ?

 

I'd bet money you're right, the percentage of women that would do that and happily leave without something for themselves in return is quite low! :evillaugh

 

I've never been one to solicit prosititution... And if I would have been paying out of my pocket, rest assured I would've picked something a little more visually pleasing.

If you've gotta pay for action in Vegas, you need to reevaluate your game.

That being said, that's my report. I posted late due to the fact with the trip booked I began looking on here and felt the need to share one of my funnier trips. Thanks for the input and thanks for reading!

 

Not sure whether to praise or hate?

One things for sure, I'm jealous! THAT is how you do Vegas ... and whether you won or lost money is secondary ... unless you won ... a lot!

Sucks to get old!

Seriously, nice job - sounds like you tore it up!

 

Awesome report buddy! Really enjoyed it.

 

Looking forward to the next report. Hopefully it isn't a year after the fact.

 

hmmmm....

I'm from Canada and I know a guy who's nickname is "Numbers".

How old are you? I wonder if I know you in real life.

 

Awesome! Simply awesome! It reminds me of all the best things in Vegas! Makes me want to divorce and hit the strip!