Funny Memes, Headlines, and Bad Jokes Thread - 2024 Edition

Darwin award winner!

 

Behind that friendly smile and soft, soothing Georgia drawl were some of the most consistently horrible calls known to the National Football League. You could match up the Brady-era Patriots vs the Northeast Southside Moline Medical School Day College Shining Forceps and Boger would make it a close game through sheer incompetence alone!

 

And from the EEEeeeewwww Department this morning!

 

My buddy and I went to the club last night. I told my buddy I saw a man fall off the roof. He asked Who was it?
I said All I know is he was not a bouncer.

 

Sounds like serious work needs to be done on the sewer lines!

RICHARD

 

We had a coworker who used to tell people that he and his wife were happily married for 15 years. When someone would point out that they'd been married for more than twice that length of time, he'd always say "Only 15 of them were happy."

 

I almost posted this but was afraid I would be banished!

 

Poor baby ...

 

If Celine Dion's name was only vowels what song would it be?