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Worst fortune cookie fortune you've gotten?

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Happygirl21, Jul 9, 2017.

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  1. Happygirl21

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    Last night my fortune cookie fortune:
    "Pick another cookie"

    A few weeks ago I had one that read:
    "Things are good but could be better"

    Just wondering who else picks these kinds of cookies, lol.
     
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  2. Richard Alpert

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    I've had blank fortunes on a number of occasions! :faint:
    Must be that ancient Chinese secret...

    Our trips to the nearest China Buffet always include my youngest minion studying the placemat with the Chinese zodiac and the animals associated with the birth years.
    She always finds my year and says extremely loudly, "Hey, Dad! You're a cock!"
    Those seated nearby get a good chuckle out of that one! :D
    And I find it funny since I'm actually a rabbit!

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    vegaskid74 High-Roller

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    Like everyone else I usually get the unrealistically optimistic ones (Prepare for great wealth, Everyone loves you because you're such a great listener, Congratulations, your wife's not cheating on you, blah blah blah) but a couple times I've gotten the "Get your affairs in order, you'll be dead soon." Fortunately (see what I did there?), those have gone just as unfulfilled as the happy ones.
     
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    I got one without anything inside once. My friends all seemed to think that foretold my doom. :cry:
     
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    I once got one that read "drink more milk"
     
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    The worst ones are the ones that aren't fortunes.

    I had one that said "You are a good person." It was a difficult moral decision to eat that cookie.
     
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    Here's a dumb thing we do when reading these silly things- Add "in bed" after reading the "fortune".

    So @biggiesteve now your fortune is, "You are a good person in bed" lol...

    I know it's goofy but that's how we roll..
     
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    :eek:

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    I'm ambidextrous for the most part.
    I do bat left-handed to get to first base faster! :wink2:

    RICHARD
     
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    Got an empty one in Vegas of all places at Lillies in the Nugget.
    :(
     
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    Best line of the year! You crack me up!
     
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    I was at a Chinese restaurant in Osceola Iowa with my cousin about twenty years ago and at the end of the meal she told me to ask the waiter for a "dirty fortune cookie" when the bill comes. So I did and the waiter went back in the kitchen and brought us about three fortune cookies each. Most of them said "F--k You". Couldn't believe this happened in Iowa of all places.

    :peace: :beer:
     
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    They also give them to folks who ask for No MSG! :D

    RICHARD
     
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    "That wasn't chicken!"
     
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