how long: 2 nights, short and hopefully sweet. after vegas we are going to phoenix for the weekend and going to the 49ers/Cardinals game on Sunday. who: my wife Brandy and I. I'm dropping Maggie off tonight at my parents and then going to my jiu jitsu class. She is going to be miserable for the next 6 days having to get walked multiple times a day. she is old and blind/deaf and usually enjoys sleeping all day and licking my wife at night. I'm talking about Maggie not me. where: well vegas duh, but staying at the Plaza. how: jetblue i think. i can never remember till my wife asks what gate as we drive to the airport and I have to check my phone. why: I freakin work too much (thanks covid) and we needed a vacation. close to our 5 year wedding anniversary as well. what: BJ. playing mostly at the plaza and perhaps a little more downtown and maybe TI. besides blackjack, I'll be doing what any husband does in vegas, try to balance gambling and drinking to excess with not pissing off the wife enough to ruin my chances of getting laid. A tale as old as time. the wife is getting a massage at the wynn on thursday. we are going over to Resorts World Wednesday night and dinner is planned at Brezza. likely going over to skybar at waldorf astoria after dinner for some cocktails. i really love the view here and fun people watching too. My entertainment will come from watching Brandy walk in heels. seriously even sober it can be a humorous (for me) adventure. Thursday we have a cabana at the Plaza pool. this will be updated semi live. im trying to keep it simple so I actually follow through with this report. enjoy!