Wear to a strip club?

[luckydude]

What do you guys wear to a strip club in Vegas long pants or shorts?

 

[Dr Nostron]

Shorts - if your girl decides to get handsy - it's well worth it

 

[jimboguy]

Umbro shorts with no underwear

 

[makuk]

Umbro shorts with no underwear

I laughed out loud to this!!

 

[vegasvic]

Shorts with lap dance underwear (yes there is such a thing, no I haven't actually bought any).

But I do wear shorts.

 

[makuk]

I found them:

I can't believe it, all these years I've been missing out on a liquid lap dance!

https://www.liquidlapdance.com/products/liquid-lapdance-trade

 

[jimboguy]

I found them:

I can't believe it, all these years I've been missing out on a liquid lap dance!

https://www.liquidlapdance.com/products/liquid-lapdance-trade

You can read a review of them on topless Vegas online.

 

[kevin853]

I found them:

I can't believe it, all these years I've been missing out on a liquid lap dance!

https://www.liquidlapdance.com/products/liquid-lapdance-trade

lol, never even wiped up.

 

[VegasDave]

lol, never even wiped up.

Maybe they can be found on eBay slightly used for a better deal. $19.99 for a small piece of latex seems high.

 

[Richard Alpert]

Sounds like VMB polo shirt and cargo shorts territory!

RICHARD

 

[zerofan]

Shorts yes! No jeans shorts though - not only are they lame but they hurt the gals when they are a grindin'.

 

[vegasvic]

Shorts yes! No jeans shorts though - not only are they lame but they hurt the gals when they are a grindin'.

True. You need as thin of material as possible. It benefits both of you

 

[Travel Fanatic]

True. You need as thin of material as possible. It benefits both of you

That's why I just wrap myself in a layer of plastic wrap

 

[deansrobinson]

Shorts with lap dance underwear (yes there is such a thing, no I haven't actually bought any).

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...or runs down your leg...https://www.liquidlapdance.com/products/liquid-lapdance-trade

 

[C0usineddie]

How many of us had to search for lap dance underwear? I know i did.

 

[vegasvic]

I don't remember when/where I first heard about it but I certainly thought it was a joke

 

[Royal Flusher]

That's why I just wrap myself in a layer of plastic wrap

NOW you tell me its plastic wrap that works.

I bought foil.

 

[Travel Fanatic]

NOW you tell me its plastic wrap that works.

I bought foil.

I like a special kind of lady

 

[Travel Fanatic]

Actually, to complete my twin peak reference and find that pic, I googled wrapped in plastic, expecting only to find the above pic. Let's just say I was wrong

 

[Chuck Finley]

Liquid lap dance pants are no more I think. I tried to order some from the site and they never came. I sent them several emails and never got a response. I ended up having to file a dispute with PayPal to get a refund, and they never replied to them so I got my money back. DONT ORDER THEM. Wish this wasn't true, they truly are fantastic!!! I have had several pairs before, but can't get anymore