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Wanker has recovered and is ready to defeat Gamblor 4/27 to 4/30 LIVE

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by wanker751, Apr 27, 2017.

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  1. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    My Trip Report

    Well I'm back and ready to get at em.

    This trip is going to be centered on a lot of meet ups with my fellow internet Vegas degens.

    We got a private room at wicked spoon, a few private meet and greets in suites and a $500 slot/vp pull.

    My brother in law is tagging along. 1st night is downtown as is tradition. I'm at GG and BIL is at Fremont.

    Then on to Cosmo for a few nights.

    Dinner tonight at at second city grill at Fremont. Other than that meals will fly by seat of our pants.

    Gambling will be well you name it and I will prob do it. Sadly though the betting on the draft closed yesterday.

    Working half day today.... I'm sure I will be productive.

    As usual you will get an intensive live report with lots of pictures and Simpson's quotes.

    I will interact as much as possible with you will, and thanks in advance for following along! I hope you enjoy it.

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  2. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Hmmm it seems that tapatalk now just throw a picture at bottom of the post not where I inserted them.... damn update!

    Also excuse the poor grammar in the title.

    Me fail English, that's unpossible
     
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  3. Ty

    Ty ?

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    I'm ready.

    Good luck!
     
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    La$Vega$ What happens in Vegas is put on VMB forever

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    Following along.
    Enjoy!
     
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    vegasnut VIP Whale

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    Following you on your ride
    Greetings from a dutch guy in vegas( not a rudder though whatever that means:eek:)

    Looked it up and foundthis

    rud·der
    (rŭd′ər)
    n.
    1.
    a.
    A vertically hinged plate of metal, fiberglass, or wood mounted at the stern of a ship orboat for directing its course.
    b. A similar structure at the tail of an aircraft, used for effecting horizontal changes incourse.
    2. A controlling agent or influence over direction; a guide.
    [Middle English ruder, from Old English rōther, steering oar; see erə- in the Appendix of Indo-European roots.]
    American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition. Copyright © 2016 by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. All rights reserved.
    rudder
    (ˈrʌdə)
    n
    1. (Nautical Terms) nautical a pivoted vertical vane that projects into the water at the stern of avessel and can be controlled by a tiller, wheel, or other apparatus to steer the vessel
    2. (Aeronautics) a vertical control surface attached to the rear of the fin used to steer an aircraft,in conjunction with the ailerons
    3. anything that guides or directs
     
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    Sonya Queen of VMB

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    Go get em, wanker!
     
  7. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Thank you!
    How can I not!
    Thanks sonya!
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Hahaha it is an old thing from the after dark thread where someone once asked if he could girl a hooker to give him a Dutch rudder.

    Curious we all asked what this was and according to him it is where you have a woman grab your arm to move your arm up and down while you "pleasue yourself".

    By far the funniest thing I have ever read!

    Seems like a waste of good hooker money to me!
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    First win of the trip I parked in parking spot 83. #83nation

    For the reference it is this, a local show that sports radio infected my brain with.





    My son even does the rapsy 83 voice when he hear it. Most inappricate time he did it was at my mother in law's funeral walking down the aisle with casket and the cantor announced the first son is #483.
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Let them eat cake! Cause that's what c-zar said... blap blapblap [​IMG]
     
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    Good luck wanker!
    Is school already finished?
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Thank you, nah I took a half day.
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Corned beef and potato pancake [​IMG]
     
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    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    Good luck, Ralph. Have fun!
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Thank you!
     
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    I already knew haha ( have a good memory) some kind of highroller at the cosmo didnt know though they were ladies of pleasure i thought they were just good friends :ssst::noangel:
    A vegatble was also involved as i could recall:rolleyes2:

    By the way i hope you landed save
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Here! Get me to a video poker machine![​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    Have a great trip! I'll be at the Cosmo tomorrow.. I'll look forward to reading your updates!
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Thank you!
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Ah uber... Thanks for the tunnel.... and going off gps.
     
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