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TriggerMN deflowers his MIL in Vegas Nov 30-Dec 3

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by TriggerMN, Nov 30, 2018.

  1. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    I’ll give that an “informative.” Thank you Captain Obvious!!! :D
     
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    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    I had a 7 team parlay that lost because Jax beat Indy 6-0. Dude!!!
     
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    Geotwink and Milk were flirting with a group of guys from Iowa who had reserved a table in Cosmo book for $800 and kept buying them drinks. We finally made it to PH and ordered 3 fun dips, so of course they brought six!

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    Holy crap ouch.
     
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    Soooo....3 fun dips put me at 18 drinks for the day, and I needed to switch to beer. Milk’s Vegas bucket list included the zipline, so she and Geotwink did that on the promenade. Lost $200 on VP at 3535 and won it all back on my second $15 spin on Monte Carlo. Headed to O’Sheas to see bartender Joe and decided to bump to fiddy cent.


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    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    Bizarro @Royal Flusher rules of parlay. Don’t get greedy. I cashed out and re-bought with a fresh $100.

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    Quack quack quack quack

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    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    This game’s pretty f’ing easy when they just deal it to you.

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    Can't recall the exact wording of that old adage, but isn't it something like "beer after liquor, stay near the s****er"?
     
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    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    Pretty sure my liver is on tilt. Mixing Stellas and frozen Baileys at O’Sheas, and am now past a case (24) of drinks on the day. No slurred speech, not drunk, complete coherence. I rule!!!



    God, what a spectacular movie. Except for the 45 minutes with that GD floating plastic bag.
     
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    As a man who has a working knowledge of where every bathroom on the Strip is, I feel pretty damn good right now!! :woot:
     
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    Not sure about your level of drunkenness, but those are some damn sugary drinks that you enjoy. Gonna be a rough morning. And maybe a trip to the dentist for some cavity check ups.
     
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    After numerous crush jobs at HL BJ, I was WAAAAY down, and down to my last bet. But I got hella lucky and went on a big heater. This represents $1500 in profit on the day only, but a new milestone for me. Never had this before.

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    Took my gray chip to the cage and was asked,”Do you want your money strapped? F yes I do!!

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    ...liquor then beer...in the clear. ...ALL the liquor then beer...good luck. Way to CRUSH IT with the BJ!!
     
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    Enjoying this one, love the $5 k chip and pit boss form, now you're ballin'

    Keep up the great work! Oh, and go get some Pedialyte from CVS and save yourself.....
     
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    Were those on back to back hands? Either way...Nice!
     
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    Well done Trigger!
     
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    4 hours of sleep and I am back at it, and surprisingly feel pretty good. Lost $100 on WoF on the way to the book to collect on a few winners, then a $500 buy-in on BJ resulted in a $800 color up after about 6-7 shoes of double deck pitch.

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