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TriggerMN deflowers his MIL in Vegas Nov 30-Dec 3

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by TriggerMN, Nov 30, 2018.

  1. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    My Trip Report

    Getting the F outta here after a truncated day at work today before we get 8 inches of snow at home tomorrow morning.

    Wifey Geotwink and I finally convinced my mother-in-law, K, (which I will graciously shorten to Milk from here forward) to come with us for her first ever trip to Las Vegas. Since she’s a Vegas virgin we’ll be catering to her tourist requests a bit. Other than that, our plans are to do some stuff, see some people, and see some things.

    5:30 arrival in Vegas, Head to Paris to check in, then my three phase gambling flowchart begins.

     
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    Good luck!! I'll be there shortly. It'll be in the "balmy" 50's. Dress accordingly. ;)
     
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    That title...
     
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    Hopefully your wife didn't bring your Dad!

    Good luck, have fun!
     
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    Wait........what?
     
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    Yep it’s that kind of trip!
    Milk is fired up. Met us at the airport and texted us that she was in the security line. You don’t have a boarding pass yet, and we are TSA pre! Get out of the line!

     
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    I'm so relieved it's not your mother-in-law, F... :faint:

    Happy travels, @TriggerMN! :D

    RICHARD
     
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    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    Made it to Paris. Construction up above hopefully will stop soon and not get going too early in the morning.

    Waiting in the room on two women to get ready and drink their champagne. Over/under 50 minutes.
     
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    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    Considered Ubering to Gilleys since Milk is a big rodeo fan, but hunger prevailed and we stopped at Burger Brasserie, as we had never eaten there and can get it comped off.

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    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    Dumped $200 into the $5 WoF and hit nothing. Milk was happy to share in hitting the button, then was shocked when Geotwink told her that was a $200 loss in about 7 minutes. Time to find a nickel slot!!

    Headed over to the new Lobby Bar at Bally’s, down to my last few hands and hopped on the ace train.

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    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    Geotwink and Milk wanted to go watch the Mirage volcano so we walked thru Flammy. Uh-oh, ran into @Gaggles. Beer races are on.

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    Following....Good luck my friend
     
    Trip with the wife...Maybe the Billboard Music Awards if they're in LV
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    Wow we both just got crushed. Decided to split up and try again later. I walked over to Linq to check out the new bar there, and found Geotwink and Milk playing some new version of Sigma Derby.
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    No stabbing of @Gaggles has occurred tonight. Yet.
     
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    Milk was down to her last dollar on the Sigma Derby so she put it on a 190-1 horse, and it won!!!
     
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    It’s a lovefest at 3535 with Khaliq, Joe, Geotwink, and Milk.

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    This chick reminds me of Mena Suvari in American Beauty.

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    Finally got a quad at 3535. Geotwink and Milk are going to play craps with stick man Kevin, who would give his pancreas to spend a night Indecent Proposal style with Geotwink. Chances are about 8% that he’s my new father in law by the end of the year.

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    I went @TIMSPEED tilt and went down $1500 fast. Said F that, grabbed a grand and went to Paris to play $100 BJ with the intention of getting back to even or going bust.

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    Never too late to have a Povert!

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