I've been shoulder-to-shoulder with my share of craps table weirdos in Indiana, New York, Vegas, and Mississippi and thought I'd seen it all. With this most recent trip to Vegas, I think --I hope-- I've seen it all. Bear with me if you have a couple of minutes to kill. From least weird to most weird... 3) Jittery Jibber-Jabber New Age Politeness Freak With Poor Etiquette - Flamingo This was a very nice guy who said lots of nice, positive things. He wouldn't stop! He talked about bringing the positive energy to the table. He bought in after the point during my hand. I don't care from a superstition standpoint but I'm not a fan of people slowing the game down, especially for a $15 buy-in. After the 7-out he apologized for buying in during the middle of the roll because it's rude. THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT? He wasn't a bad guy but he kept on babbling about the karma of the dice and other crazy crap. 2) I Ain't Superstitious (Like Hell I Ain't!) - 4 Queens I hit it off well with this guy... until I picked up my $10 odds during his hand in order to place them in the field (point of 6 and he kept rolling outside numbers). I was down to my last $15 and figured I'd bet on the numbers he was making. Oh my. Before I could put the chip in the field, he started out with a diatribe about disrespect and "now it's dirty money." He was HOT. I normally ignore everything but he showed no signs of shutting up so I mouthed off a bit back to him. "Why are you worried about my money? When you pay for my chips you can do whatever you want with them. You gonna shoot or talk?" After his rant about how I just screwed the whole table, he threw another field roll, made the point, then rolled 2 consecutive 11's on the come out. He settled down... ...until an older guy at the table asked him if he was [insert name here]. Oh good grief, that set him off. He went off on the old guy with a diatribe of "just because we're both black" and yada yada yada. He promptly 7'd out and screamed "See what you did??? You made me lose all my bet!!!" 1) I'll See Your Jailhouse Lawyer and Raise You A Craps Table Investment Wizard - Planet Hollywood Lots of unsolicited advice. You can't make money on the DP. You should always bet the outside. If you [insert Rube Goldberg betting strategy here] you make a fortune. You shouldn't be betting this. It's a bad idea to bet that. It's been X number of rolls since a Y was thrown, you're stupid not to hop it now. "I've been at this table for 5 hours, bro. I've got it strategized" (yes, he said that). And on and on and on and on and on for 2 hours. But wait! There's more!!! This guy had 2 red chips in his hand and never placed a single bet. Not once. Call within the next 15 minutes and we'll throw in another FREE!!!! He kept telling people to make sure the dice hit the back wall. Why? Because the magnet is by the wall and if they don't bounce off hard enough, they'll be trapped. There's a little grouping of lights to the stick's left on the felt that they use to track rolls and so on and the stickman uses the stick to reset it or whatever he does. However, Our Hero thinks that's how they activate the magnet. I pointed to my suitcase under the table and told him I had a demagnetizer in it, so we should be OK. He looked at me like *I* was the crazy one. Act now, as supplies are limited! The little jerk ordered drinks the whole time and never tipped the waitress.