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This Isn't the Beach! - MGM, May 14-18 - Plenty of Slot Porn

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  1. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    My Trip Report

    What was to be a week long trip of “sitting under an umbrella listening to the ocean and drinking beer” at Fort Myers beach got canceled the week before, so what better way to use an expiring SW credit than book a trip to Vegas? (I can't really think of a better way)



    Friday, May 12. My wives birthday. Wife changes mind on going to Vegas, but tells me to enjoy my alone time.



    Saturday, May 13. Drove the three hours to Tulsa, stayed at the Hampton Inn directly across from the Hard Rock Casino. I still haven't seen the inside of that casino. Damn you Southwest, come to Springfield Missouri!



    Sunday, May 14. Flight at Eleven, of course I woke up at 7 AM, drove the 10 miles to the airport.



    Thinking that my bellman buddy would probably forget a bottle opener, I picked up this at the airport gift shop


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    Flight left on time, B19 scored me row two. Flight was thirty minutes early!



    Had emailed MGM host requesting suite near elevators as wife has plantar fasciitis in both feet and didn't want to walk the long hallway to the spa suite we usually get, along with a limo pickup. Limo guy isn't there, but shows up at baggage claim and off we go. Texted my Bellman Buddy (Vic), that I was on my way and he met me at the limo. Went to VIP check in was happily surprised that my room was ready at 12:30, BUT it was a spa suite at the end of the hall. Told the agent, it's good thing my wife didn't come cause she would not be happy! Vic was waiting outside, so he went and got the stuff I usually with him and I went up to the room.



    This trip he added a coffee maker to the inventory of “stuff” he keeps for me



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    Send @tringlomane a picture of the booze and tell him, fly on out, here's your couch



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    to which he replies



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    Vic understands “service”, this relationship started with me giving him a box fan.



    So after drinking some of those cold beers, I wandered down to the casino about 1:30 thinking I better pace myself as I'm not used to having a “full money” day the first day.



    Did a quick walk through the high limit slots to make sure none of my favorites had been removed and didn't see Cats. Shit (turns out I was wrong, to many of those cold beers I tell ya) and went to the penny section that has a few of my games. Hmm, this looks different, they had rearranged the furniture, but I found what I was looking for and started with “Eskimo money” Played for a bit and hit:



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    Now thinking they didn't have my Cats machine, I ran across something that looked like it. Wanting to play more than $1.75 max bet on pennies, I set the machine to nickles and hit max bet, then fired up the calculator on my phone to figure out that's $8.75 (and I've got a degree in Electrical Engineering damnit!) It's the beers I tell ya.



    Well, that first spin hit the bonus and I was pretty happy to hit:



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    Now it's time for a Coors Banquet, so I head to HL slots as that's the only place you can get it at MGM.



    The Seven times Pay machine calls my name



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    Then I find Cats, same place as it has always been.



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    play Triple Fire



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    and back to Cats



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    head out to the main floor and head towards restrooms near the KA box office. They are closed. So I see a lightening Lock, Think Lightening Link with a twist, the symbols have to touch in the lightening bonus to stick.



    Well, play max a few and get a lightening link thing, hits for $60, think well that sorta sucked for a $5 bet, but a few more spins and get it again.



    Comment to my beer, this is starting to look promising.



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    About this time, a CW comes by and I tell her Happy Mothers day, she proceeds to tell me her BF just dumped her and she put a $24K down payment towards the house “they bought together but was only deeded in his name” I don't think she liked my reply of “ya can't be to picky when it comes to a BF or GF” (hey the truth hurts)



    So I head back to HL as I needed a good drink.



    Sat down to super times pay, and made sure I set the machine to the minimum $20 spin. (this will come into play on Wednesday, stay tuned to see if I was a lucky bastard who hit it big playing $100 spins or just a chump)



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    Now it's time for food, ended up eating Grand Wok Sushi. Tasted good, but not so good five hours later. Struck up a conversation with the guy sitting next to me, he was from Russia, and swore like a sailor. Good times.



    After dinner, play some $5 Top $. Alas, no pictures, because nobody wants to see losing pictures. Go up to the room, to find Host had left a Box of Carbs as a welcome gift.

    Next up: Monday, where I discover craft beer heaven at Tag.
     
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  2. breanna61

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    Great start; looking forward to the next instalment.
     
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  3. jpw711

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    Monday morning I wake up thinking “coffee” So I open this Keurig Knockoff that Vic so graciously supplied. Put in my pod, fill it with water, read the instructions on how to make it brew, push button and nothing......



    Think, maybe it needs to be primed, I didn't really read the instructions, since my glasses are for far vision, and my contacts are still in the case, and I'm still sorta dead, so I put more water in and hit the button. Still nothing.



    Ok, off to the chair with the book. Clean the needle if nothing happens. This requires a paper clip. Everybody travels with one, I'm sure. Not me. Look through the luggage and finally find a twist tie (no idea why my wife would have a twist tie in the luggage, but I made it work) So after cleaning the needle, it says run water through it, so I hit the button. And then remember that there is 20 oz of water in there and only a 10 oz cup. SHIT! So it's pouring HOT water out at this time, the cup is overflowing and I unplug it. Still not alive, I pick up the cup and pour the boiling water all over my hand. That was pleasant. Turn on the cold water tap to stop the burn, and this isn't Missouri water pressure. NOPE, a trickle. Now I realize water conservation matters in the Desert, and I suppose a trickle keeps the water bill low, but in a town of how many million, sooner or later, water saving or not, your gonna run out of water, and my hand is on fire. Beer cooler to the rescue.



    So 30 minutes after starting this fiasco, I have my tasty cup of coffee and head downstairs for a smoke.



    Hit this will killing myself slowly:



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    Go up and take my “you can almost get wet” shower, and then go grab a monorail ticket to head to SLS. One of the better bloody marys if you ask me.



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    Play some superman game I hadn't seen, meh



    then go to Elvira



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    Have another bloody



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    Talking to a buddy who lives in Omaha NE, he was telling me that people are upset at the adult nature of this game. Well, it is Adult entertainment, and I was entertained.



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    So I decide to get back on the rail and either go to Westgate or The Linq. I skipped the Westgate, because I really don't see the point, and got off at Linq. I hadn't been to Linq since it was the IP. Wow, a little bit of a difference. I didn't even recognize the floor plan, and I'm good at “navigation”



    So Tring is always talking about Tag, and I figure I'll stop for “one” beer as it's 11:30 am and I'm not a fan of VP. VP requires thinking and I do enough of that when not in a casino.



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    turns into

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    turnis into

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    (really liked this one) turns into

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    turns into

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    and I'm good and ripped by 1 PM.



    So now I'm bored with VP and wander around the linq, find my HL triple fire game there in the regular casino and play for dimes (max bet of course)



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    Beer is empty, so I go to the flamingo, since it is just across the street and find Austin Powers. Service is good, almost immediate, which is strange for the Flamingo (in my experience it is at least)



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    Ok, it's time to go give my host some play, so I point myself towards the monorail and find it. Good thing WUI isn't illegal (yet)



    on my way to get a Coors



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    now I find myself at Triple fire



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    Had a good run, go to super times pay



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    back to Triple Fire



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    now on to Cats



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    When Cats hits, it's fun. When it doesn't, $15 turns into down 500 quick


    and back to Triple Fire


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    Glance at the time, it's time for room service, but on the way, played a few 9 lines in regular casino. Lost.



    Went upstairs and looked for the room service menu. There's not one. So I call room service:



    How may I help you?



    ME: club sammich, fries, water

    Her: fries are an upcharge

    ME club sammich, fries, water

    Her: I like a guy who knows what he wants

    ME; Well, I really don't know what I want, but there;s no menu and everybody has a club sammich



    It was a tasty club sammich!
     
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  4. Chuck2009x

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    Before I even read the rest, I'm going to say that pacing thing NEVER works! Now going to look to see if I was right.
     
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  5. jpw711

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    Tuesday I wake up sorta rough, not I need an IV rough, but rough enough my downstairs smoke was with this



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    instead of coffee rough.



    Wasted a bit of time, no bonus damn it.



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    Went up and made some coffee, took my “almost wet” shower, and did a rough count of the cash and checked my tier point production.



    Down about 900 and made about 60K tier so far, by rough guess, I was at 327K tier for the year. Talking to my wife, she said “what a waste of points, to bad they don't carry over”



    Wandered downstairs, sat down and visited the eskimos, they were happy to see me and gave me some play.



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    Then went to stinking rich, it was stinking



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    Decided to go someplace, so headed to the monorail. I knew I wasn't going to Tag.



    Ended up at Ballys. Yeah, WHY? That's one hell of a long walk through their underground tunnel “mall” NO, I don't want your sample. Ended up playing Ainsworth “king kong” machine. It sucked up my money. This day wasn't going well. Did finally crack a beer, coors light. Hey, they come in 16oz cans. It was cold, and tasted good enough to drink. Somewhere along the way I hit this:



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    Walked over to bellagio, played some dime Cats. Lost.



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    Took the tram over to MC, well, I was headed to Aria, but ended up at MC. Was going to play something, stuck my money in, but then noticed “specialty slot” Fuck that, hit cash out and continued on to NYNY.



    Found a Tigers Realm, hit the bonus for $27 and took the money, my wife just had reminded me that I always bitch about my lack of love for NYNY's casino. I miss Leopard Spots.



    So by this time I'm thinking, “I'm losing my ass” (I was), time to hit the HL. What the pennies take, the $'s give back. (Sometimes)



    Next thing you know, I'm at MGM.



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    I snag a Coors (now it's 3 PM and this is my SECOND beer of the day)



    I take my beer and say let's hit that lightening lock again. It hit me instead



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    Stop @ $5 top $. This is better



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    Back to 7 times pay



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    That last triple bar would have made a nice handy!



    Tried lobstermania



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    Back to Cats!



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    Triple fire



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    Triple red hot sevens, 9 line. An old standby



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    Now I decide I want dinner. Think about taking rail to the linq for GR's fish and chips, since the place I go to at MGM is closed, but then dawns on me that TAG has them on the menu, all the way at the other end of the casino. Go over there, 20 minute wait for a table, so I wait.



    Fish wasn't bad, slaw was good too. Had some ballast point sculpin beer. It wasn't bad, but I'd have rather just been in Alabama eating sculpins (scuppernongs) off my grandfathers bush as drinking the beer. My grandfathers been gone since 1980, I assume his bush is too.



    Back to the HL room.



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    one last smoke and I went to the room, sober. Wow.



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  6. JR Swift

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    Glad you discovered the Tag bar. Great beer selection. Always get the Joseph James Hop Box IPA and look forward to it.
     
  7. Geogran

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    I like your way of thinking - there should be no thinking required in Vegas - save the brain trust for the paycheck end of business.

    Love all the slot pics and commentary - watching for a ginormous hand pay!
     
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  8. jpw711

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    Wednesday, I woke up feeling great. A solid 7 hours, which is normal. Laying in bed telling myself to do the same thing tomorrow morning, wake up feeling great as I have a 2:30 flight back to Tulsa, arriving at 7PM, then the uncertainty of driving home or riding the tornado to OZ. Growing up in OK, I don't really get excited about “weather”, but don't really want to drive the Challenger in Hail.



    So what's an “alcohol disposal” do when trying to stay sober? Got to Mirage of course. Well, I first stopped off at Harrahs. I used to love Harrahs, either the casino or my tastes has changed. I did enjoy on of their bloody marys though. Not as good as SLS though.



    So I waste some money playing another ainsworth game (they hate me) called three amigos. Yeah, they hate me.



    I drink my drink and go to the Mirage. I've never not liked the Mirage, but I've never loved it either



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    After losing this win, and a few more, I find the HL room. Hey, there's a Divinci Diamonds machine. Let's see if it's as nice to me as the ones at GoldStrike Tunica.



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    Figure it's the last full day, I better go make my host happy at MGM, so I stop at Tag.



    I'm gonna only have ONE beer, vp isn't my game.



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    lead to this



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    lead to this



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    lead to this

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    Damn you @tringlomane



    Now, still planning, (really!!! true story!) to be sober and not wake up feeling like Alpo, I head back to MGM.



    Stop off at triple fire, to snag me a Coors





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    Then to play Blood Life. I've only found it at MGM. Not really into vampires, (more into giant ants (THEM!)) but this game pays, sometimes.



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    Then I go back over to the Royal Lion, or whatever it's called. Hoping to hit that bonus again. It didn't, but did have some luck.



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    Gotta try my luck at whatever this is called. No clue, but I play it.



    It played me.



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    Well, by this time, it was time to get down to business. It's about 4 in the afternoon, and keeping with my “I'm gonna feel fine tomorrow” pledge, I head over to HL. IF the first picture you post after this statement is this,



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    you might be a drunk, or a degen, or both. But I'm not judging.



    So here we go, Triple Fire time. Played a few spins, and hit this.



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    Played a few more, up and down, and up, and down, and decided I might want to cash out.



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    Now a normal person might say, hey I'm up, let's go relax and eat or something. NOT ME



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    Did I mention I like the game Cats!?

    More drinks were drunk.

    And at this time, I was running low on smokes, so I asked the CW to get me a pack. So the HL "booth" doesn't keep the "fancy" smokes around, but we'll call the smoke lady. She comes over, hands me a pack, goes away to the booth, comes back, says have another. OK, I will



    Think I'll play some $5 pinball.



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    bonus



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    Now right after this, my phone rings, and it's my bad luck charm. I won't name names, but it's not Ann (wife) or Doug (tring)



    So I lose a little on Pinball. That's ok, I'm plenty up



    Go over to Super times Pay. It's one of those 4 screen, that if you want to play all four, that's 20 bucks, but if you want best odds, that's 100. I play for 20.



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    hit the bonus



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    Allright, winning again, bad luck charm has worn off.



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    well, bad luck charm hadn't really worn off, but I figured it had and fed the machine some more money.



    So then Ann calls. I start talking/slurring/babbling. And hit max bet. ($100)





    Doh



    nothing.



    So I hit the button next to it to the right.



    About 10 times.



    Then notice it's “repeat the bet” instead of minimum bet.



    Fuuuuuuuuuuck Me.



    Am I one of those lucky people who hits max bet wrongly and hits the bonus? Or anything? Nope. And I do it like a dumbass 10 times in a row. I didn't even get a kiss.



    Undaunted. I forge on.



    Time to hit up “Night of the wolf”, but first find the slot attendant and say “send me over a host” He asks which one, I say Chris, who happens to be off. Still haven't met my host



    So I sit down at “Night of the Wolf” and a random host comes over. I tell him, I'm in for four nights, I know three are comped, want to make sure the fourth is. (It better be, I've put some serious coin in this evening, imo)



    Well, while he's gone



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    and he comes back.



    Yessir, everything is comped, do you need “anything” else, like a late check out? He's overly friendly. I say, uh, how about Noon. He says “no problem” and goes his happy way. Then it dawns on me that maybe I should have asked for some hookers and blow.



    So I move over to triple fire, by this time knowing my plan of feeling great tomorrow morning was, is and always will be, in the trash. But miracles do happen



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    Now my near sided contact eye is seeing long, my far sided contact eye is seeing blurry and I think I better go eat, something.



    But I still have to blow 400 more at the $5 top $ machine. Which I do.



    Back to the room, spy the carb box and eat everything I can manage to open, while calling room service



    still no menu



    Club Sammie, fries and water.



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    Somehow I manage to eat it all, and climb into bed around 11, thinking I did good, I was up 2K and must be a winner!



    Next up: Will I live? Will the plane fly? Will I be able to fly? Will there be tornadic action? If not, will I be able to drive, legally?



    Stay tuned.
     
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  9. Valgal

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    Great TR and pics. Thanks for sharing.
     
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    Excellent TR as usual. Always like your reports and I'm not even a slot player haha.
     
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  11. VegasDave

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    Praying you go back down for your revenge on the $100 pulls!!
     
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  12. jpw711

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    One thing I failed to mention about Wednesday, on my way to becoming a degen, I stopped off at the craps table. This used to be my game. Bought in for $200 on a $10 table and lasted for maybe 30 minutes. Lots of fives and nines, my favorite numbers, that weren't hitting. Sigh.



    Thursday morning around 4 AM, I lurched awake, finding my head on one of the Grands Pillows (instead of my own). Now these pillows are the sort that if your in a pillow fight, this is the nuclear pillow. Big, hard and solid. Mike Tyson Pillow. Bigger around than my wife pillow. Well, you get the idea.



    So I lay there a bit, a long while actually and thought, I don't feel bad. I was surprised. Got up after awhile and said, maybe I should lay back down, the Earth is spinning to fast right now. Finally got out of bed around 6:30 thinking this is gonna be a long day. Drank some water, that helped. Drank some more water, and more water.



    I thought about filling up the 400 gallon spa tub, but you know, MGM takes water conservation seriously, I mean it takes 5 minutes to fill up a bathroom sink, you can hardly get wet in the shower, and so I thought I'd do my part to keep the boats in Lake Mead afloat a few more days. And besides that, there are no steps up to get in this tub, and getting in and out of that thing looks dangerous on the best of “I'm 100% healthy” days.



    So about 9am, my addiction to nicotine finally gets the best of me and I walk slowly downstairs. With that taken care of, I walk slowly back upstairs, and pack up the coffee maker. No coffee for me.



    Take a shower, pack up, text Vic to come get the fan, coolers, coffee maker, and my one suitcase.



    Vic: Where's the little black bag? (my tablet bag)

    Me: Oh, I packed it, the cash is in my pocket



    I thought that's a damn good memory, seeing he serves millions daily and it was five days ago.



    By this time, my cash supply was down enough to fit in my wallet and the wallet still be foldable. Yep, I blew through that two grand on that triple fire machine last night in fine fashion



    (Side note, I'd started Wednesday morning with a tier score of 393xxx.)



    Thinking I've got a late check out, I should just sit here on this fine couch and watch “the View” (yeah, not), I went downstairs to the casino



    Put $200 in triple fire



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    Well, it started good, but..



    Put $100 in this. This full screen game me a “chance” of winning the smallest progressive ($131.xx)



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    Yeah, that didn't happen either.



    Well, it's finally Noon. I feel half human, half dog shit, so I go to the airport.



    Instead of taking a limo, I took a cab. MGM has moved the uber pickup to the underground and the cabs are right there. I get the slowest, smoothest, safest cab driver ever. That's fine with me, I'm in no hurry. He starts talking about his landlord and how the guy below him turns up the tunes all night long so he can't sleep. I keep my mouth shut since I own and manage 60 units. (Yeah buddy, call the cops)



    Hit the sky cap, gate C-2. Go through the doors, planning to turn right to go to the c/d gate security line (take the train, why walk?)



    The terminal is torn up, go back outside, go through the AA entrance. That works. TSA took 15 minutes.



    Waste some time, get to the gate



    SWA: Ladies and Gentleman, Tulsa is under a weather advisory (Yeah, it's getting real out in West OK, Tulsa is East OK) So there's three options



    1: We leave on time

    2: We cancel the flight, even after takeoff. (how the fuck does that work?)

    3: We are delayed

    4: We are diverted.



    Wait, you said THREE options.



    Well, divert to SGF, not Dallas! I'll get off and pick up my car tomorrow.



    So we load up, Western OK is still getting pounded.



    Captain: Yeah, we are leaving on time, we'll get to Tulsa 1.5 hours before the weather.



    First class on SWA!

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    On time passes us by, five minutes later



    Captain: We are waiting on connecting passengers



    Tring sends this, at least I'm being entertained



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    10 more minutes go by.



    Captain. Passengers are at gate, but the computer that reads the boarding passes is broke (HOW does that Happen?)



    5 Minutes later, Goggle chimes my phone, your flight is 10 minutes delayed. Really, only 10?



    We finally go. 30 minutes before scheduled controlled landing



    Captain: FA's sit down



    It got dark. Now the sunsets about 8:30 now, and it's 6:30



    We land at 7:15, by 7:30, I've got my checked bag, and am on the interstate. That's what makes Tulsa Airport Rock.



    The storms hit at 7:40, I had a quick 2:45 dry drive home



    5.jpg Dinner!



    Sitting in my chair, wonder how much did I play yesterday? Tier score? 482xxx. Yep, should have asked for hookers and blow. Hopefully MGM will up my offer after a 90K tier day. We shall see.



    I brought home 70% of my bankroll



    now to decide if I really want to go to Tunica this weekend.



    Thanks for reading.
     
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  13. DaiLun

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    So, I'm having a little problem following your initial post. Congratulations on the hits. Are you up or down after all those hits. As a slot player myself, I know that a long dry spell can eat up a lot of those winnings.

    Anyway, continue on the winning path!!

    <updated> Your final tally came in as I was typing. -30% of your bankroll isn't too bad!!! Congrats!!
     
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  14. jpw711

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    Unless your bankroll was 25K or something! I lost 1700 including tips
     
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    surely this won't go kaput
  15. DaiLun

    DaiLun R.C., L.C., and A.A.N.G.

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    Well, that's on the assumption that:your bankroll is 100% "loseable" without impact to your finances.

    I have a yearly entertainment budget that is 100% spendable. My gambling expanses come out of that.

    I also have certain milestones that I need to meet, such as "x 1000TC" days, and "y 2500TC days".

    If you met your milestones and your losses were within your budget, you "should" be satisfied.
     
    Mental Health trip. Playstudios "custom" comp at Bellagio
    Asia closed, Canada closed, I'm left with Boston, AC, Philadelphia
  16. Gino

    Gino "The King of Inappropriate."

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    Great TR Joe, thanks!
     
    Reno to Las Vegas...and other places in between..
  17. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Yeah, I had a lot of play on those losses. Now the trips where I lose it all and get no play, not so much, but thankfully those don't happen that often. My entertainment budget (besides internet and TV) is 100% beach or gambo.
     
    Last edited: May 22, 2017
    birthday degeneracy
    surely this won't go kaput
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  18. jhair

    jhair Tourist

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    Loved your trip report. We stayed at the Mirage the first week of May and the water pressure was terrible
    It must be an M-life thing. Congrats on the wins,makes it a lot more fun!
     
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  19. smithipedia

    smithipedia Tourist

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    Goldstrike has some good promos this weekend. Wheel spin on Friday and name call (semi grand prize, no car) on Saturday. I am still deciding whether I want to go since... dont want to screw with my BR for my Vegas trip in 3 weeks. But, Goldstrike is offering me $550 in FP plus the spin plus the drawing. Bleh! Decisions Decisions....

    Nice TR btw!
     
  20. WSUCougs2000

    WSUCougs2000 Tourist

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    Appreciate your TR. Wow what a ride!
     
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