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The Next Escapade of Earl and Wade: Live June 5-12

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Not at the table Carlos, Jun 4, 2019.

  1. tringlomane

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    Other than you saying "Dog", I'm looking for the errors as a fellow drunk. You're not that bad yet! I took a few corrections to swipe this! Lol

    Let's go Blues!!!

    And I did have to correct more! Shit.
     
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    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    Ok, so leaving off from eating at Silver Nugget yesterday....

    Fairly tipsy, we decide to just walk to Jerry’s Nugget. Here’s some views of the stroll.

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    1/2 on matchplays. Turned $20 freeplay into $10. Lost some more on Video Poker. At this point in the trip, The original post with the video is fairly accurate. Down a bunch and only 1 quad while I was playing DW at El Cortez.

    I walk into the bathroom before catching our Uber back to The D....and there’s a guy pissing in the urinal laughing his ASS off. I mean hysterically....while shaking his Willy to get the last drop out. Then looks over at me and says....this place is ghetto as shit!!! They got guys with bookbags walking around the casino!

    Realizing he meant me....yeah pal....I’m the reason this place is ghetto. Once I finished and exited the bathroom, he’s being escorted outside by security and 86ed.

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    He finally walks away and asks guy coming out of the casino....hey man can I get a ride to Luxor??? I’ll give you $20!! Some fine folks at Jerry’s Nugget I tell ya.

    So in the uber I look over at car next to us....and the guy actually gave him the ride!!! Check out this great picture I got to capture the moment.

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    He’s in there. I promise.

    So Walnut and I buy into a 1/2 no limit game at Golden Nugget. I lose an all in, buy back in , win an all in...walk away after about 90 minutes down $50, but up 4 straight Jack Daniels. Walnut ended up winning like $330.

    At this point I’m starting to feel pretty drunk. I wander over to Four Queens and sit down at Face up Pai Gow with Waldo. I played maybe 12 hands....didn’t lose a single one. Turned my $40 buyin into this.

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    I then took my winnings over to Golden Gate where I also cashed this in.

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    Played some $5 Craps but the drink service was abysmal. I bought in for $200. Player conservative. Bounced between pass and don’t pass. Got down to $105 and went all in. $5 on don’t pass. Point is $10. Lay $100 odds.....

    Shooter must have rolled 15 times before finally rolling......7! Whew. So walked away down about $50. Went to the bar to get some drinks faster while playing some VP and guess what.....FINALLY!!!!!!

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    So on the Will Wade get laid bet....here’s the latest update. Walnut tells me this morning that after I went to bed around midnight, he walked over to watch Waldo play Pai Gow.

    “Watching people play Pai Gow is mind numbingly boring.” Then he happens to see Wade at the blackjack table next to him. He’s not playing. He’s just cheering loudly every time somebody wins. I actually hate I missed that. I think Wade was hilarious drunk last night and I didn’t get to enjoy it.

    I have a text from Wade at 3am.....”Got a whole family from Chicago coming to Ellis Island tomorrow. Got digits from the mom instead of the daughter.”

    Walnut says it could be promising. We shall see if that means mom or daughter.

    After hitting my quad I stumbled into a slot machine on the way to the room and won $10. That’s incredible to me as I never play slots. Getting ready to start the day. Better start strong right???

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    Earl
     
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    This is fantastic.
     
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    Following along---very funny/enjoyable!
     
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    Great update!
     
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    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    Let’s play Where’s Earl!!
    (Ironic that Waldo is here as well)
     
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    I have indigestion and I'm slightly buzzed just from reading these escapades.
     
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    South Point? I'm overdue to eat one of their hot dogs and get a quad there.

    And Waldo should be drinking this instead. ;)


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    Stage Door baby!
     
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    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    STAGE DOOR INDEED!!!!
     
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    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    Ok. Dropped bags off at Flamingo and walked to Stage Door. I had two extremely average hot dogs and two beers for $8. Satisfied my hunger and thirst. We met @bluenoseshf at Stage Door. He is THE MAN!!!!! Met him at like 12:30 at Stage Door and he walked to Ellis Island with us.

    We proceeded to shoot Craps for a couple of hours. I wish we just kept passing the dice to our Scottish brother bluenose. He rolled 38 times!!!!! I ended up around $100. We then walked back to Flamingo to check in. Got a nice GO room with a high roller view. Waldo used myvegas reward for tournament of kinfs. Waldo, Dr. Walnut, bluenose and myself went down to Bird Bar for $.50 beers. We are all extremely drunk.

    ALSO....as an ex professional wrestler.....bluenose is as well!!! We will have a match tonight in Flamingo lobby. Who will win?????

    Bluenose -140
    Earl +115

    Pictures to come. We are now about to stumble down to Ellis Island for steaks!



    Love,
    Earl
     
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  12. tiger33

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    Ellis Island Steak Dinner is the best deal in Vegas!!!! Can’t beat it.
     
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    FrontYard construction at Ellis Island.

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    $100 Craps buyin turned into that.

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    From left to right...Earl, Wade, bluenose....Dr. Walnut photo bombing in the back while Waldo did this on a $40 buyin...

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    He hit one royal in there.

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    Hung out at bird bar for a bit. Walked back down to Ellis Island for steaks....and Dr. Walnuts fish n chips.

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    Earlier we also played blackjack. I watched bluenose split 10’s vs 9, double hard 12 vs 6, and split 7’s vs 10.....and ALL OF THEM worked out. I can’t wait to gamble my nuts off with my boys and bluenose tonight!!!!
     
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  14. NCAAHoops

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    Great TR guys. I will have to go with Earl after that intro he gave us to this TR. I got 100 to win 115 on Earl

    But, if Bluenose can roll like that you should stay at the craps table.


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    My wife’s a teacher as well. We have 18 on our flight from Cleveland in July. Damn near all of them, are teachers.
     
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    Third night. Third time I’m fucked up. Bluenose Scotland may be laying the high hard one to a nice woman we met at Carnvial court. I’m going to bed. Cheers y’all. Update tomorrow
     
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    Sorry for the long break between updates. Will update later. Guys are hanging out at GO pool at Flamingo now. Funny story about the line to get in.
     
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    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    Ok about to sit down at poker. Going to try to update during poker session.



    Love,
    Earl
     
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    Good luck at the table!
     
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    Ok so last night is an insane blur. After dinner at Ellis Island i think Dr. Walnut and I went to Flamingo to play 3/6 limit poker at Flamingo. I lost $100 so fast it was ridiculous. LIMIT POKER. Walnut made a little bit. So I decided I would go hang with Wade and bluenose. Mind you we are all 300 drinks in.

    We actually used a 3 drinks for 2 people coupon from LVA at Ellis Island just before leaving after dinner. 4 Vegas bombs and 2 shots of fireball. Somebody dropped a drink and it exploded all over the place so we sprinted the hell out of there.

    So we go to Carnival Court. We dance up some ladies....and I’ll let Bluenose finish the story on his end. But Wade and I caught up with Walnut and we took our cracker asses to BED. Fell asleep at 2am. Waldo showecu up at 3 from playing $25 Pai Gow at Mirage. At this point, I’m 3 days on and -$250 or so.

    We wake up around 9am. I’m hungover as HELL! We dick around for an hour before Walnut, Wade, and I head to Burger Brasserie in Paris. $20 for a burger, fries, and beer. Good start to the day. I’m still mega hungover but buy a 12 pack of bud light and bottle of Jim Beam from grocery at Stage Door and take it up to room at Flamingo. We all did an hour or so of pregaming before heading to the hour long line of Flamingo Pool. Ashanti performing today.

    Just do hapoens a month ago I signed up on a website for VIP line. Took us 10 minutes. Well I had a flask of Jim Beam tucked into my waistband. I’m sneaky as fuck. Then at front of line I see the metal detectors....what happens next???
     
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