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The Next Escapade of Earl and Wade: Live June 5-12

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Not at the table Carlos, Jun 4, 2019.

  1. Not at the table Carlos

    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    My Trip Report

    Instead of making a long intro post, I thought I would just leave this here for y’all. Safe for work everybody.

     
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  2. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    Damn.

    You put half the effort into this TR as that intro, we're all in for a treat!!!
     
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  3. bluenoseshf

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    Need to tighten up that arm drag kid
     
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  4. Treb23

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    HELL YEAH! Looking forward to this!
     
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  5. kleland

    kleland Low-Roller

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    That just took Vegas to whole other level. I love it! Can't wait to see what this brings! Have fun and good luck
     
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  6. NittyOne

    NittyOne Low-Roller

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    Haha awesome, I’m in for ELCo.
     
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  7. jayperiodsmith

    jayperiodsmith Low-Roller

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    Best intro ever!!! And yes, working stiff..... go easy bratha! ;)
     
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  8. VegasJmr

    VegasJmr Low-Roller

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    Get ready to RUMBLE........Let's get this party started!
     
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  9. Syringe Monkey

    Syringe Monkey Hero of the Baggage Carousel...

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    That’s fucking brilliant.
    That is all.
     
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  10. RRust69

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    Macho Man would be pleased with this intro! OHHH YEAH!
     
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  11. Wallew

    Wallew High-Roller

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    I really hope you plan on hitting the strip in that outfit. Could end up being a hall of fame trip report.
     
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  12. MikeOPensacola

    MikeOPensacola VIP Whale

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    That’s an intro that even Rick Flair would be proud of!!

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    Have a great trip. :beer:
     
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  13. 93 Octane

    93 Octane Chief bottle washer

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    Video Poker boinked him in the bunghole! Classic
     
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  14. Not at the table Carlos

    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    Something I think many can relate to
     
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  15. gebruiker

    gebruiker Low-Roller

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    Wooohoooooo I am alsof flying into town tomorrow, see you at flamingo!
     
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  16. Not at the table Carlos

    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    So here's the scoop.....

    If you have never read a trip report starring Earl and Wade, let me give you a quick rundown.

    I am Earl....I met Wade coaching football/teaching high school together in South Carolina. Wade now teaches/coaches in the Houston area. Joining us will be Waldo and Dr. Walnut. We are in our 30's but Wade is the only single fella in the group. (Will Wade get laid?????) We will be split the first two nights between El Cortez and The D. Then two nights at Flamingo. Dr. Walnut leaves on Sunday, but the final 3 nights will be at Caesars Palace.

    Things you can expect this week: Poker, exciting craps sessions in addition to actual craps table sessions, Pai Gow, Coupon Runs, Ellis Island visits including karaoke, Flamingo pool trip, lots of bartop VP, drunken posts to the message board, some card counting sessions at low stakes blackjack, coupon runs....you get the idea.

    Our bankrolls are somewhere between $600-$1200 each. Not much for a week-long trip, but we can make our bankrolls last.

    I'm super excited to get there and get to gambling and drinking.....yes there will be quite a lot of drunken shenanigans. This will be my 15th trip to Vegas, and searching for my 5th royal flush!!! Just getting through the last bit of the last day of school. Bell's about to ring guys.....

    Tomorrow morning I fly out of Greenville, SC at 6:40am with a brief layover in Atlanta. I should arrive in Vegas at 11:10am Pacific time. When I get home I may post some more details about the trip. SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!



    Love,
    Earl
     
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  17. kevin853

    kevin853 High-Roller

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    Loved that, such a novel intro to a trip report.

    You guys will have a blast.

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  18. 93 Octane

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    Hopefully you'll have time for Varsity chili dogs during the layover
     
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  19. Window2DaWaldo

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    This is Waldo checking in for the first time. I have been going on the annual trip since 2015, but apparently still haven't made it to main character status!
    I know Earl and Wade from teaching, too, and heading to Vegas is the best way to have some fun after the school year is over!

    I will be arriving a little after 10 PM PST tomorrow.

    Bring on the karaoke and Pai Gow Poker!
     
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  20. LV2GAMBLE

    LV2GAMBLE Certified LOW Roller

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    Quite the into...looking forward to the adventures of Earl & Wade...
     
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