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The Hypocrite / A Live TR (1/29 - 2/5)

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by tdhoier, Jan 28, 2019.

  1. tdhoier

    tdhoier Big Time

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    My Trip Report

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    Folks,

    I was Michael Strahan way before Michael Strahan.

    In fact, I had Eli Manning’s dumb-ass / clueless expression way before Eli did too, apparently.

    ‘The Swan Song’ was my previous TR from latter October – mid November. The title implied I was done (for the foreseeable future, anyway) with partaking in them, mostly because I figured that they had run their course. The verbiage may be a bit different from report to report, but I essentially do the same things every trip.


    Occasionally something unique happens where I don’t feel it’s all just retread. I won money on a slot machine two or three trips ago and that never happens. I sat at a blackjack table with Ricki Lake at the Imperial Palace one time. I crapped myself on the last report, which hadn’t happened since college (even though that was on my bathroom wall and not in my Tommy John underwears).
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    Number two up there seems about right. I don’t want to act all pompous for posting the definition of this word, it’s just that some of you may not know what it means and I earned my diploma from one Colorado State University. We know the definitions of many, many words.

    Punk-ass suckas who attended Stanford, Northwestern, Bowdoin College….they all step aside when I stroll by in my yellow CSU polo and forest green corduroy pants, believe me.

    Anyway, I was pounding some Amaretto Sour’s the other morning and I got to thinkin’ that I’d write up a report for my annual Super Bowl trip. The rationale was very simple: I don’t have anything else going for me in my life.

    A new innovation in my reporting will be the gift of music. I like music and there’s a good chance you do too. I figure when there will be a little lull in the reporting due to showering, getting all dolled up for the evening, dropping a deuce, or driving to a tavern, I’ll embed a song in here for you all to sing and dance along to.

    I’m hoping there may be some tracks you’re not familiar with and it will open up an entire new world of enjoyment for you and yours. Think of me as the Kevin Bacon character in ‘Footloose’ where he introduced dance and rock music to that miserable little high school.
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    El Cortez Design A Suite for four nights (TUE-FRI) followed by my first stay at The Cosmopolitan (Wraparound Terrace) for three nights (SAT – MON). I’m weeding MLIFE out of MyLIFE, in general.

    Solo until FRI when the mates arrive. Gary Busey, Kirk, and Billy Boy. Darnell (who’s white) may make it out from Colorado, but that seems like a long shot.

    Thank you for your support, encouragement, prayers, and understanding. I’ll try to do some real good stuff this time.

    XO
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  2. eri_manga

    eri_manga Tourist

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    The Legen is back!
    Will be following as usual. Have a blast man!
     
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  3. GamblingGolfer

    GamblingGolfer High-Roller

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    Go get 'em!

    GG
     
  4. Not at the table Carlos

    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    One of these days....we will be in that town together. Until then...Earl will have to watch with envy.

    Looking forward to all of this. I wish I could write like you. You use your tongue better than a $20 whore.
     
    The Next Escapade of Earl and Wade
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  5. rooster42000

    rooster42000 Patriots #1

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    The Man is back, Good Luck .
     
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  6. LB9

    LB9 PH Blackjack Degen

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    Looking forward to this one.
     
    PH July 2-15
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  7. mikeyvegas1

    mikeyvegas1 High-Roller

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    Can't wait to follow along
     
    Sons 21st birthday trip
    5 year anniversary
  8. Colesc15

    Colesc15 Low-Roller

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    Can't wait to follow along
     
  9. NittyOne

    NittyOne Low-Roller

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    Yes I’m definitely in, have fun good luck, your my favorite, degen it up, win some money, or at least don’t end up in the tunnels.
     
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  10. FullPay

    FullPay When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

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    The greatest thing about you reporting the crapping episode is that there was absolutely no reason to report it. Like gratuitous nudity, it had nothing to do with moving the story forward but it captivated the viewers. Was it character development? Do we want to know more about his motivations and personal goals? We really just want to know what happens next, so please keep it coming! Okay, not really happy with that last sentence...
     
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  11. Bgoll279

    Bgoll279 Low-Roller

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    When this TR title popped up, it made my night.
     
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  12. NPLV

    NPLV High-Roller

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    Sweet!
     
  13. spicole

    spicole No shirt, no shoes... NO DICE!

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    Yessssssss
     
    Great Western Road Trip 2019!!!
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  14. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    Glad you changed your mind! Have a great time!
     
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  15. MikeOPensacola

    MikeOPensacola VIP Whale

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    Go get ‘em T. Looking forward to seeing some of the crazy prop bets. No Vdara this time - what gives? Have a blast my man. Your report is what I need to fill the gaps between three ear opperartions in as many weeks. Anyway, have a great trip and try to “print all the news that’s fit to print.”

    :peace: :beer:
     
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    Christmaspalooza
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  16. RedChip

    RedChip VIP Whale

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    Oh my
     
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  17. snoopydogj

    snoopydogj Low-Roller

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    Thank God! The man is back in town!!
     
    The whole dang family trip
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  18. ToroAzul

    ToroAzul Tourist

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    Excellent
     
    Vegas cancelled. 5 night Royal Caribbean via urcomped.com
  19. TrewBrew

    TrewBrew VIP Whale

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    Suddenly there is order in the universe again.....not in Vegas, but the rest of it.
     
    After 4 months of badgering I finally Broke her, Mrs Brew said book it
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  20. mike honcho

    mike honcho Tourist

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    Have a great time and i hope the gambling gods smile upon you. Cant wait to read about the shit you will be getting into.
     
    Suite baby!!!