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The 18th Annual Bleach and Botox Tour- L’Chaim!

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Courtney, Mar 10, 2019.

  1. Wallew

    Wallew Low-Roller

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    Great trip report
     
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  2. azlefty

    azlefty High-Roller

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    This is a classic. I have tremendous respect for your candor and I'm guessing you would be a lot of fun at karaoke night.

    Is polygamy legal in Florida or am I missing something?
     
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  3. booker

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    Memoir material. Your writing style brings to mind Augusten Burroughs (Running with Scissors, Possible Side Effects, et al.) Well done. And your husbands? As my aunt would say, those two are real fart smellers to have you.
     
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  4. TenTimesPay$

    TenTimesPay$ Tourist

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    :)Yes a very interesting trip.
     
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  5. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    Wonderful writing and congrats on the win! Thanks for taking us along!
     
    Belated BDay Trip Before M Starts Her New Job!
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  6. breanna61

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    Sure wish you were taking MLife up on the offer so we wouldn’t have to wait so long for another trip report.

    Loved your report; thanks for sharing it!
     
    Pink Concert Trip
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  7. indygragam87

    indygragam87 Tourist

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    Great report...nice job!
     
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  8. Courtney

    Courtney Low-Roller

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    Legal? No. But, I have always been one to challenge the system. Logical Husband and I aren’t legally married, so we aren’t breaking any laws, except for sodomy, adultery, oral sex, and a few other blue laws. I know it’s it’s not for everyone, but it works for us.
     
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  9. imjbs

    imjbs Tourist

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    Sounds like you had a great time ~ congrats on the wins! Maybe next time we'll get to meet up!
     
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  10. azlefty

    azlefty High-Roller

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    Well, mazel tov!
     
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  11. RedChip

    RedChip High-Roller

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    Great funny TR! Congrats on the win! The blackjack table sneeze scene was great...Very funny!
     
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  12. Johnzimbo

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    Most people go to Vegas for that stuff. You go to Florida :)
     
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  13. mganut

    mganut High-Roller

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    Funny report...thanks for sharing.
     
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  14. thegov2k2

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    I used to relate to your pooping issues. At my last job, where I worked for nearly 9 years, I had been proud that I never had to go there.

    Then I started taking medication that has turned everything upside down. I now have a mental checklist of the public restrooms that meet a good standard for cleanliness because I just never know when it might strike.
     
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  15. spicole

    spicole No shirt, no shoes... NO DICE!

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    Yessssshhhhhhh.... :poke:
     
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  16. Emerson

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    I am all for breaking those laws! Come and get me copper!
     
    Wedding Date is Oct 19, 2019
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  17. KellyLovesVegas

    KellyLovesVegas certified personal trainer/retired space nerd

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    Congrats on your win and thanks for the gut-busting funny report!
     
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  18. casinokid68

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    I just read this report while sitting at my desk at work. I was laughing non-stop. Co-workers came over and stared at me!! This report was amazing!!!:clap:
     
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  19. casinokid68

    casinokid68 High-Roller

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    Which husband???:ssst:
     
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  20. bshowell

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    SAME
     
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