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Ten Things That Could Be Better in Las Vegas during COVID (humor)

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by Farner, May 19, 2020.

  1. Farner

    Farner Low-Roller

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    1. Smaller crowds
    2. More space at the pool
    3. Less pushing and shoving in the taxi line or confusion at the Uber pickup
    4. Better drink service as there are fewer players and higher need to keep them well liquored
    5. Benefits of club closures:
      1. Better naps at the Aria pool as Liquid will be no more
      2. Better sleep in the rooms at Cosmo as Marquee will be closed
      3. Getting a late arrival and low level room at the Wynn no longer means listening to Chainsmokers until 3am even without attending nightswim.
    6. No lookie-loos at the tables
    7. Reduced diarrhea if overall hygiene is better
    8. Better alibi protection as running into coworkers and friends less likely when everyone wears masks
    9. No need for formal wear, pandemic wear seems very relaxed
    10. Less smoke in your face as the nearest smoker should be at least 6 feet away

    Needless to say that despite all these potential benefits, I’d rather go back to slumming all night at the club, gamble with large crowds, smoking and drinking day and night. But until then, maybe focus on the bright side in life.
     
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  2. subafrk

    subafrk Longing to be sipping a Scotch at the Cromwell...

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    I have 2 types of Vegas trips, solo and with friends. What you posted is ironically my ideal solo trip. The last blurb is "the guys" trip scenerio.
     
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  3. LondonCalling

    LondonCalling Low-Roller

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    11. No damn foreigners
     
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  4. smerrian

    smerrian View from Bally's

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    Yeah, those Canadians with their courteous ways and pleasant friendliness really used to get on my nerves. Oh, did I mention I'm a hairs breadth away from becoming one?
     
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  5. rhinoman7

    rhinoman7 Whale-wannabe

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    6. No lookie-loos at the tables

    I like this one!!!
     
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  6. gr8whitenorth

    gr8whitenorth High-Roller

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    OK I have done my own edit, why is this not a potential number 1? Priorities man, priorities!
     
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