Starting Jeff Foxworthy style "If u..,u might be a Vegas addict"..Plz chime in

that was funny. Good job!

 

Even though you live in Germany...

you have the LV weather on your smartphone app...

you have a Fountains of Bellagio Screensaver/desktop picture...

you make two or three trips a year...

some dealers/waitresses still recognize you after six months of absence...

you are checking airfare and hotel prices three or four times a week...

you compare every restaurant in your hometown with (insert your favorite restaurant in Vegas)...


And #2 for the association to "BJ"

 

My new truck has the option of posting a photo on the home screen of the nav unit - mine is the Welcome to Las Vegas sign...

Also, if you have a 6 foot long panoramic framed photo of the strip in your man cave - guilty.

Anyone who rides in the truck asked me why I don't have a picture of my kids on the screen. Uh...:confused2:

 

If u still have the WIFI connections from various Vegas Hotels on ur laptop and u refuse to delete them..

 

... If you named your daughter Paris, your son Caesar, and your dog Jackpot.

 

If when you tell people your going on vacation and without telling them where, they ask which hotel on the strip you are staying at this time.

 

Very funny as long as u don't name the
daughter "Treasure Island" or "Circus Circus" or
son "4 Queens" or "Stratosphere "

 

u might be a Vegas addict if.....

When in your one buffet hometown... your wife asks if you want to go to the buffet for dinner and you ask ...which one?

 

When you go sit at a bar and wonder why theres no VP here

 

You order a beer at the local casino and then realize that you have to pay for it.
Your computer screen saver has a Vegas theme
The calendar on your desk has a Vegas theme
Your key chain has a Vegas casino logo
You have a separate wallet for all of your players cards
You know which casinos carry your favorite brand of beer/liquor
The casino bartenders know your name and know what you drink
The valet says "Welcome back!"
You already have your next Vegas trip booked before you get back from this trip.
Your buddy asks if you want another beer and you reply, "Hit me."
You have a couple of Vegas travel apps on your smart phone

 

I plead guilty to both of these

 

You have a countdown clock of over 300 days yet still read the message boards daily...

 

...if substitute teaching at your childs kindergarten and you have them pracice the number drill, "...Eight...Nine...Ten...YO-leven!"

 

When you go on a flight tracker website just to see how the flights that you will be catching are performing

 

When involved in a non-gambling discussion, somebody uses the phrase, "It's a crap-shoot", and you mumble quietly, 'seven-out'...

When you're sitting at a bar in your home-town, and when it takes a bit too long for you to get your first drink, you clap your hands once and shout "Cocktails!"...

When somebody is telling you about their favorite team's victory yesterday, and your first response is "Yeah, but did they cover?"...

When you hear the word "foreplay" and the first thing you think about is going 4x ante on UTH...

When you're playing a normal "family" board game, and somebody rolls one of the dice off the table, you declare loudly, "No Roll!"...

 

If you see no problem with staring at cleavage...

 

You might be a Vegas addict if...........

You look at the Weather Channel's 10 day forecast for Vegas even though you won't be arriving for another 30+ days.

You look at the live Caesars Linq cam on a daily basis just because it's Vegas.

You plant yourself at a slot machine with the best possible angle to check out the Cocktail Waitress serving station.

You've already planned your upcoming Vegas trip.........for 2030!

 

So true for me

"When you're playing a normal "family" board game, and somebody rolls one of the dice off the table, you declare loudly, "No Roll!"..."

For me, it's "same dice! Same dice!"

 

...you look at the Weather Channel's forecast for Vegas at all!! You know it's only going to be one thing...HOT!!

 

if your new home has 3 tubes of Aria scent sticks scattered throughout and every moment is nostalgic.....I might have a problem in general.