Well time to start the trip report. Started off rough. SWA did not have any agents at the gate at DTW until 4am. The line was horrendous . eventually 4am it started moving and we skipped to the bag tag kiosks because we already had boarding passes. With that down we went to our gate and almost borded a plane to BWI. Opps. Flight to Denver was uneventful. The flight from Denver to Las Vegas was delayed because we had to return to the gate because a guy decides his music was more important than than the flight attendant's Instructions. Kinda wrong time to pull that shit. I fell asleep before launch and did not even know that we took off until we began drink service . After landing we we grabbed an explorer SUV. We might go drive up ash canyon. I have been told there are lots of big Horn sheep there . Stopped in got a room on the 25th floor facing Paris. We have not been there. We went to keno dropped 10 and won 2 lol. Then to the diamond lounge were we still are so drunk I don't know how I will get my luggage to the room. We have been here for 3 hours waiting for hot food. How lame am I?