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Sentir Mon Doigt: or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Midget Strippers

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Crawfordesquire, Sep 5, 2018.

  1. Crawfordesquire

    Crawfordesquire Low-Roller

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    i edited it, because im an idiot I took the over, not the under.
     
  2. jamesxnj

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    Oh shoot...well lot more to go!
     
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  3. Sonya

    Sonya Queen of VMB

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    :haha: Okay, I support your wife. And although that's an interesting combination of effects, I can see how the giggling might be a mood killer.
     
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  4. breanna61

    breanna61 Super Moderator

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    Especially if B is doing the giggling.
     
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  5. luridludicloco

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    Maybe all of them and Clean and Sober Keaton too. Looks you are both having fun. Nice photos, hope you get one of a big jackpot soon. Good luck.
     
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  6. luridludicloco

    luridludicloco Low-Roller

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    This report has turned Speechless (Keaton), but that happens to many trip reports, often for a Multiplicity (Keaton) of reasons. I hope you have not encountered Quicksand (Keaton) and are enjoying the desert sands :D.
     
  7. Downtowner

    Downtowner Tourist

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    I've been a long time lurker on the board and i have to say you have the best Vegas Sign picture I've seen. I have been trying to get that picture for 40 years or so. Betty Willis would be proud of you. You should put it on your Visa card
     
  8. Crawfordesquire

    Crawfordesquire Low-Roller

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    i am alive and well, and will be doing updates tomorrow. thank you for following along and being patient.
     
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  9. Ezzy711

    Ezzy711 High-Roller

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    Hoping you and B are having such a wonderful time you forgot all about all the Vegas starved dreamers back at home.
     
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  10. Crawfordesquire

    Crawfordesquire Low-Roller

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    totally! im usually that guy who smashes his fist when people stop the TR halfway through and shouts, ‘you inconsiderate jerk! why you leavin me hangin bro?!’
    some forthcoming highlights will include:
    B’s spa visit, the group HL slot pull, a visit to happy
    hour at the downtown cocktail room, a badass table and ramen at momofuku, Opium, and a lot more.
    but i dont want to half ass it. ill post some random pics below to reduce the withdrawal effects some.
     
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  11. Crawfordesquire

    Crawfordesquire Low-Roller

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    awesome view which I will explain tomorrow

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    here’s one for @MikeOPensacola
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    pickle on a stick and a Martinez, my favorite cocktail
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  12. FullPay

    FullPay When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

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    Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, but I’ve never seen a pickle on a stick in Vegas.
     
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  13. bighead1970

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    What no thong picture?
     
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  14. Crawfordesquire

    Crawfordesquire Low-Roller

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    be careful what you wish for...
     
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    just catching up with your TR..great pictues and awesome reading..and yes you are a lucky man:thumbsup:
     
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    Holy cripes,

    A) I TOTALLY thought that was your pic too, now I'm kind of sad, the pic was such a character!
    B) upon watching the video, cracking up...she PURRS at the camera...total sexpot undertones....
    C) and the slightly lecherous sneer while she is purring....does anyone else see shades of an older, more dilapidated female-version of Jake Busey? He also talks a little like that in some of his movies.(Jake on the left, dad on the right) 20340-23782-1.jpg
    Ok, sorry for the tangent OP! I just had gotten so used to your avatar it totally threw me off.

    GREAT trip report, and also loving your style, as others said!
     
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    Counting the minutes!
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  17. Crawfordesquire

    Crawfordesquire Low-Roller

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    update coming today, hurricane BS and work getting in the way of important things like this TR.
     
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    Love your trip report, but seriously, be safe. That storm looks like it could be really nasty.
     
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    fcmonk Low-Roller

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    You should really be more specific, or you'll end up with a photo of someone in a thong you never expected/wanted to see.
     
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  20. breanna61

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    See, now I wish you were that feisty old gal.....she'd scare off a hurricane. Stay safe!!