"You, sir, are no gentlemen."
"Tell him to put his shoes on."
"Get to it Nacho Boy."
"Damn, took you long enough"
"Jealous much?"
"Yes, sadly I am."
"Oh how green I am right now! Don't burn out before I get there!"
"The giddy is already up and going."
"First spin, hit for $140!"
"Now I really dislike you!"
"Roger that"
"10-4 good buddy."
"Breaker 1 9, breaker 1 9, come back good buddy."
"Uh... that is the limit of my CB talk."
"Wake up bitches!
"Shall we call you Terry?"
"Don't be weak... get up and drink!"
"Dude! You were hungry two hours ago. WTF? Did Vegas run out of food?"
"I've been up since 9:30"
"That's more than four hours! You need to call a doctor!"
"I can't believe you bitches went to Vegas without me."
"Which of you fuckers forgot to tell me the immortal words 'pace yourself'?
"That's on me. Sorry. Today I will forget to tell you to cash out while you are winning."
"Normally this is business casual, but since you two are such a cute couple, you can go right in."
"Oh he was so nice, I just want to tip him."
"I ain't drinking this! It's blue and has a flower in it!"
"Ah dammit! You lied to me! You said you'd put YOUR top down!"
"Woo! Look! Krispy Kremes!"
"She really needs to put her top back on."
"Oh no, this is decaffinated coffee... no one will drink that!" (no one ever opened the regular coffee)
"Do you think 4 bags of Tostitos will be enough?"
"Beeyotch!"
"She's going to be the star in my next movie... Big Ass Bangers 12"
"OMG! That girl's boobs are so high, I think she could sit a drink on them!"
"You need to get into the pool, there are a lot of attractive girls out there."
"That's OK"
"Well, there are a lot of attractive guys too."
"Huh?!?!"
"And get the lady in the pink a Shirley Temple"
"But she's drinking rye and coke"
"Get her a Shirley Temple."
"Oh!"
"What is this?"
"A Shirey Temple."
"Woo! Cherries!"
"Are you sure you want to do that? Don't make me break out the sunglasses."
"Do you know any 24 hour tattoo parlors?"
"She wants to get a tattoo of Bugs Bunny with a carrot riding a burro."
"We're just here for the drinks."
"Cocktails!"
"Good lord, we just paid $200 for 2 drinks.. Let's hit the bar."
"To keep getting comped drinks, you have to play more than 25 cents a hand."
"Look we're playing 50 cents!"
"This doesn't taste right... excuse me, what's in this, cause it sure isn't crown."
Unintelligable comment from bartender while holding up a bottle.
"Um, that was rum."
"Time for bed beyotch!"
"Not yet!"
"Hahaha! Outstanding. I am duly impressed."
"We try hard and think it pays off"
"Sticky up 600 at
Bellagio poker room!"
"Are you serious?"
"No, now it is 800!"
"Tell her I want half!"
"JnjdadgjpjgastghggastickyTe weefll"
"Rise and shine campers! And bundle up, it's cold out there!"
"Fuck you jobu! We are sloshed at the bar! Expect an email soon!"
"I just got a text saying to wake up. I replied that I haven't been asleep yet"
"What did they say?"
"Damn!"
"I've gotta go back to
New York, New York."
"Yeah, good luck with that."
"Woohoo! Still drunk from getting in 2 hours ago... Wait, not a good thing"
"I kept calling you but I kept getting a message saying you were on vacation"
"Yeah, you called the wrong number."
"Bring me a drink bitch!"
"Dude!"
"Ah c'mon! Show us your muscles!"
"Um, no."
"Dude, you do that gay impersonation a bit too well."
"You're such a perv!"
"I don't like you anymore, where are my boxers?"
"Down in my room."
"And when it came out of her ass, it was brown."
"Get. Her. Another. Beer."
"You're Mom is on the phone!"
"These are good for fucking!"
"That's how we watch hockey."
"Oh Terry you're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Terry!"
"How about some beer and pancakes?"
"I'm not having beer and pancakes, and neither are you... while I'm sober."
"Get to drinking then!"
"She got screwed in the restaurant."
"Does this guy know how to drive?!?"
"If he keeps driving like this, you're gonna end up in my lap."
"I prefer you in my lap."
"We're out of vodka."
"Then give me some rum."
"You sure about that?"
"Eh, fuck it!"
"I'll give you $10 to ask her if the carpet matches the drapes."
"I'll give you a dollar to go over and talk to one of those hot chicks."
"Which one?"
"Does it matter?"
"Ut oh... Dude, look what he's drinking... he ain't gonna make it."
"Dude, your gonna derail big time with that monster!"
"I'll give you $10 to go up and ask her if the carpet matches the drapes"
"I'll give you a dollar to go up and talk to one of those hot chicks."
"Which one?"
"Does it matter?"
"Ug! Who grabbed my nuts!"
"Dude! WTF are you doing! Get those outta your mouth!"
"Owwwww! My eyes! My eyes! Next time, somebody warn me!"
"Where are you going?!?! That's the men's room!"
"She squatted in the urinal."
"Ahh... Look how cute she is sleeping on the table."
"Wake up, time to order."
"Wake up, time to eat."
"Wake up, time to go."
"Does it make you feel any better if I say I lost 2 grand at BJ today?"
"No, but it'd make me feel better if you got up and left."
"My dentist wants me."
"Come on, don't you like us?"
"No"
"Oh my God! Get a picture, he looks just like Scott!"
"Lets go bowling at Circus Circus. It's my favorite game. What do you mean it's closed? l can't believe it's closed. Well that's OK we can go in anyway, they won't mind. It's just us, Come on follow me I'm going to play."
"Oh my gosh, I can see her house."
"How come I keep finding money in my purse? Guess I'm doing better then I thought."
"Don't hurt me babe, don't hurt me!"
"He's still taller!"
"Think Penelope Cruz!"
"Are you OK sweetie?"
"Yes I just need more cough medicine."
"Look there's a Neiman Marcus! Shit, the way I played today, I might as well have bought you the shoes, at least one of us would have gotten something out of it!"
"I might as well just get up on the table, bend over, and tell that guy to give it to me up the ass and get it over with."
"Ah shit, this makes two nights in a row that I've slept in my clothes."
"Never. Drinking. Again."
Good times were definitely had!