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Royals, Hookers and Craps Oh My... A Macker and Gaggles Plus Crew Live Affair June 1-5

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  1. vegasmacker

    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    My Trip Report

    Well hello there. We've have been spreading around the trip report love and decided this trip it was time for a triumphant return to VMB! You may remember us from such top viewed trip reports such as
    April Showers of Booze & 17’s Bring May Flowers of Quads & Degenerates!!!!!,
    Another One Bites The Dust:Macker's Bachelor Trip starring Usual Suspects and
    Gaggles 35th Bday: Sponsered By Beejay, Macker, Alexanbo, Borat, and Big Sack! If you have read any of our reports you will know they start a week or so early with lots of pre trip banter and are usually moved somewhere by an admin, then moved back the day before. I will also warn you that parental discretion is advised. If you are offended by drunken antics and copious amount of profanity, then stop right here and hit the back button.

    Unfortunately this time around I don't think we are going to be joined by @BeeeJay we will have some usual suspects such as @Gaggles and JR, Big Sack, MB and his GF, along with my wife and I. Yes you heard right the wives are coming for this trip. After a fun packed Super Bowl weekend boy trip, I think we would be hard pressed to pull that off again. The good news for you is it means plenty of partially clothed pics of JR from Gaggles , while my wife is usually my horseshoe, so hopefully plenty of VP Porn.

    Our crew is spread out center strip, with me at Cromwell, Gaggles at Flamingo, MB at Caesars and Big Sack at Linq. Gaggles and Big Sack are starting the group out of the gate with a Friday June 1st arrival. MB and I arrive with girls in tow on Saturday June 2nd. As usual there is lots of talk about planning things, but there are a few for sure things. We have a day bed rented at Flamingo Go Pool on Sunday and a Cabana at Caesars Palace on Monday. MB has a Hell Kitchen rezzo Sunday and we have one for BLT Steak on Monday where we will be using the $115 TravelZoo coupon. We also have a stocked limo coming Saturday to take us down to Fremont courtesy of Derek Stevens. Other than that I can only speak for myself and my wife in that we will try for some happy hours, lunch at China Poblano, short ribs egg benny at the Henry, Gordon Ramsay Fish and Chips. She also wants to do the High Roller Happy Hour at night and the Real Bodies Exhibit. We shall see what actually gets accomplished, but rest assured it will be posted here. Last but not least we plan on drinking copious amount of alcohol, hit a royal at least once and perhaps an hour long craps roll will be in order. Feel free to let the shit talking begin!
     
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    Following!
     
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    Like they say in show bizness .. break a leg liver.
     
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    Missing you guys by 4 days, but at least I’ll have something to read during the home stretch
     
  5. Gaggles

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    We ask all of you to wear your seat belts prior to the commencement of this ride. While their is no minimal height requirement, we do suggest children under the age of 18 only read this Trip Report under the supervision of adults.

    If drinking and gambling offends you this will not be the trip report for you, In fact, if those things do bother you....what the hell are you doing on this web site?

    And just when you think that we should stop drinking and give our livers a break because surely adults should not be abusing your body in such a way...we will do shots of Fireball just so spite you. And just when you ask yourselves, "How much more can Gaggles chase that Royal"?, I will hit it for $2000 and be back up for the trip.

    And just when you think, "Big Sack's luck has got to change", it will NOT. And he will continue to lose and do damage control on single play Bonus Poker.

    This adventure will officially commence for me the night of the 31st as we travel to Great Falls Montana to stay for the night as the flight in the morning is pretty early and I am willing to pay $80 for a room to get a good nights sleep rather than be up at 5 am to drive to Great Falls and be tired for my first day and night in Vegas. Big Sack will be doing that horrible early morning drive but he is a bit more "value oriented" than me.

    So as of noon, June 1st, the wheels land and this actually begins. But JR and I are starting after work on Thursday for your viewing and reading pleasure.
     
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  6. Sonya

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    Sounds like Big Sack and I have a lot in common. o_O

    Have a great trip! I'll be following until I start bleeding from the eyes due to all the debauchery I'm witnessing, because I'm a fragile flower like that. :angel:
     
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  7. Southpaw33

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    Sounds like a party that is right up my alley… The dead-end kind :) I will be there the evening of the 3rd -5th. Staying at PH. Looking forward to running in to you. I will just look for the pretty girls next to the guys tipping over at the VP bar top
     
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  8. Not at the table Carlos

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    I'm REALLY damn pissed I miss this trip by a week. REALLY DAMN PISSED
     
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    Oh boy - another epic adventure from the
    "crew". Hope you all have great luck and a wonderful
    time!! Hit'em hard and take all the $$$!!!
     
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  10. vegasmacker

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    First win of the trip...WestJet and its pilots have reached a deal, so no strike!
     
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    Looking forward to following along.

    Mark
     
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    We strive to respect all levels of sensitivity but Macker is a bad influence on me so I cannot promise anything.
     
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    Hoping this trip somehow includes 40 hookers and a stolen fire truck.
     
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    Oh ya, it’s gonna get like this...
     
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    And maybe a little of this....
     
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    And this...
     
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    And their BETTER be some of this!!!
     
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  18. Gaggles

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    And perhaps just some gratuitous pool pics.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Cool meeting Drew Carey, but boy he's really gone to shit.
     
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  20. vegasmacker

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    Getting down to the nitty gritty. Unfortunately I have 3 days of work left. This picture popped up on my Facebook feed today from 2 years ago. This is what happens when you drink 3 buckets of Henry’s Hard Orange Sodas at the pool in one sitting.

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