Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by tdhoier, May 29, 2018.
Everyone needs a good boot to the head every now and again
How lucky can one guy be?
I kissed her and she kissed me.
Like the fella once said,
"Ain't that a kick in the head?"
- Dean Martin
As I try to sober up here with my ice water while listening to 'The Funky Col' Medina', I lost track of all that went down yesterday.
With the few brain cells I possess, however. I can recount it all.
Played a lot at The Co'tez. Blackjack just hasn't done anything positive for me. Dropped somewhere around $300 between various Asian dealers there and down at The Plaza.
Craps has been great. Had a $370 roll and a $230 roll.
Stellar baseball day after my impressive goose egg performance on THU.
Now bear with me. My calculations tell me that I bought in for $600 and walked away with $1158. That means if you subtract the $600 from the bigger number you'd have...11 - 6 is 5, basically, so...That's +$558. Only those worthless bastards on Boston and Houston hosed me. When the guy throws the baseball from the mound, you're supposed to drive it into the outfield or find the seats 350 + feet away, jerks!
Went to Oak and Ivy in Container Park and had a Boulevardier.
Went up to Atomic Liquors and had a smash. Now, in my home, a 'smash' is referred to something you do on the hopper in the lavatory. This smash was much different...you could drink it...and it taste real good.
Went down to The Smashed Pig and had a Trippel. It was totally tubular! We passed The Temple Of Cortez along the way.
We were drunk and proceeded down to The Plaza to play BJ in that tiny area where the dealers are dressed like tramps...which I really enjoy and encourage. I felt it was time to leave when I spotted some shady gang activity. I survived using the 702 Crips bathroom stall, so another win for me.
Marched back up to Le Thai, but there was an hour wait..so we whipped to The Siegel's. Friend had (in my opinion) the best burger in town, some of them french fried potaters and I had prime rib and some garlic mash. The bill came to $23....so I left $2 hangin' on my $25 food credit.
I bathed and went to the Palomino to hang with my shorty, who was wonderful, as always. Despite me being completely superficial, I do enjoy talking with her. She's got a wonderful personality to go along with a couple of other wonderful things.
I think I spent over $300 on cocktails alone. But I'm really bad with money, so it's not much of a surprise.
I went back to the hotel to pack up and eat a Subway sandwich. Those guys truly are artists....but I'm not sure why there were four guys working in that tiny stand at 3:30 AM.
Got back to Wynn at 4 and crashed out.
I'm going to head up to Summerlin for a few things (alcohol probably will be involved) and rumor has it I may have a lunch date with someone whose legs appear in this post.
I did try to open it without success....but I'm not very strong or smart, so it could possibly open.
Go Dutch, he's not short. Of money.
Oh, it's on!
SG Bar on Flamingo & the 215.
Quick drink & some carnitas tacos...all by myself.
Sad. So sad.
Breakfast for the weekend.
No date for lunch?
That bag of Doritos looks deflated, hope they're not stale.
What is that wine, Côtes du Firing Squad?
Okay, is it the one on the left or right headin' out the front door?
Minor hangover driving is rough. Thanks God for Ted Nugent, Deep Purple and J-Priest to help me get through it all.
I think I'm going to go out drinking and try and come up with some cloudy judgement call for tonight. Hit up Dino's and The Strat for their Happy Hour upstairs.
Buddy decided to stay tonight as well, but he's still in bed with a massive hangover....so that means I could just get drunk, meet some new people and then hit up the BIG TIME WNBA game tonight, baby.
I got a ticket (even though I may not go/they may not let me in).
Let's make this a, dare I say, DUBYA-NBA ticket winner, ladies.
Going to bet some baseball then make like a baby and head out.
Hey, I'd tag team that couple.
No date just yet. She was still in bed at Noon and I needed to go get some Doritos, n'shit.
They paid you $27 to attend the game...correct?
Yay Dinos! Dinos does not appear in enough TRs, looking forward to more reporting!
Put $10 in the jukebox.
You kids can put together this playlist & song along at home, too. Go ahead!
All of the musical food groups are represented here:
The Stooges Down On The Street
Dean Martin On The Street Where U Live
Circle Jerks Group Sex
2 PAC How Do You Want It
Cliff Richard Devil Woman
Siouxsie & The Banshees Christine
Marvin Gaye Got 2 Give It Up (Pt 1)
Slayer - Jesus Saves
Dokken - Alone Again
Jimmy Dean Big Bad John
Wanted to be able to rep the LGBT Community with Indigo Girls' 'Closer To Fine', but it just missed the cut.
Could get smacked upside the head by an angry/drunk (or both)Lesbian for leaving them out, we'll see.
Board is back up! Look forward to an update!
The day drinkin' pics of bars are awesome.
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