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Prostitutes stealing from your room?

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by gproc, Nov 26, 2016.

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  1. hedgehog

    hedgehog Low-Roller

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    Poontang rich environment
     
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  2. deansrobinson

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    " ...they are talking to me."

    That's the early warning over-the-horizon alarm for me.
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  3. Knucklehead69

    Knucklehead69 Low-Roller

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    Anyone thinking about picking up a casino hooker, watch this Nat Geo clip first... It horrifying.
     
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  4. JeJas

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    I always double/triple book, so I always have at least one empty room, well, not exclusively for this purpose, but it's handy when needed.
     
  5. NJS24

    NJS24 Voice of Reason

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    Behind the off-strip casino dumpster is my preferred ambiance.

    Safe and cle... Well, it's safe.
     
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  6. martinr

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    No mention of her taking the robes. Even hookers know about the robes apparently!
     
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  7. BlacklabberMike

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    that's funny....
    many moons ago where that little strip mall was that had LilCaesars,Churchill Downs,etc. there was a woman called Mustang Sally.
    She would cruise the parking lot looking for customers. Back then a Jackson would get you a BJ
    out behind the dumpsters.
     
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    A prostitute stole from my bedroom one time. I yelled, "MOM! Put down my damn wallet"
     
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    :kill::clap: This was a very funny thread! Stay away from Vixen and her eye drops!
     
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    That was the nastiest story I ever read.
     
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  11. kollegekreed

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    Good for them
     
  12. Sidekicknick

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    On a trip I took 2-3 years ago one of the buddies I was with brought a working girl back to his room (they met at a club) ... he said she was still there as he was falling asleep and when we woke up she had gone through ALL of his stuff and taken anything of value not in the safe.
     
  13. YukonSloMo

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    I saw this and I thought.....she must have a good line, cuz she ain't worth the cost if you are a sighted person
     
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    Weird that working girls cannot be trusted.
     
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    I think it was Charlie Sheen who said "you don't pay prostitutes for sex, you pay them to leave".
     
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  16. Richard Alpert

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    This sign always worked for me...until someone stole the sign!
    sign.jpg

    RICHARD
     
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    I thought the same thing! Lol Over my G2E trip in late September I was sitting a few bar stools away from my husband at Chandelier Bar at Cosmo playing video poker as the machine beside him wasn't paying me much. He had two girls walk up and try to pick him up for a date right in front of me! He laughed and said,"No thank you, I'm with the mean one right there." ( Pointing to me) And you can't make this shit up. She looked me over and asked," Well, how much is she charging you?" Bwahahaha ;)
     
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  18. YukonSloMo

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    That is classic...although Hoffa, I don't think your anything but a kind soul
     
  19. Knucklehead69

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    OMG! That's hilarious! Great sense of humor you guys have!
     
  20. YukonSloMo

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    Sorry for the spelling mistake Hoffy
     
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