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Press Your Luck, TD - Live - 7/8 - 7/16

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by FormallyTD, Jul 7, 2019.

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  1. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    "Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up."

    Travis Bickle

    @NittyOne is good people....unless there are five runs scored in the first 5 Innings in Philadelphia today, anyway.

    That meatball sub caught up with me this morn. Sat on the hopper and it was like one of those paint bombs that explode in the bank robber / bandits money bag. Hey, it's a live trip report, what d'all want?

    If you like to drink continuously, water every once in awhile does help, but this seals the deal, allowing the alcoholism / bender to continue day after day after day after...
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    No, it's not a condom. It's Trioral rehydration salts. Sure it tastes a lot like you're drinking chalk, but it works and it works real good.

    I was going to walk to The STRAT today and hit up some bars, pornography shops, Talk of the Town...but I don't feel like walking a couple miles + in 108 degree heat sounds like a fun plan. I'll probably just drink, gamble and Palomino early in the evening.
     
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    As good a spot as any for reefer madness.
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    In for a hundo on a Ultimate X Poker machine.
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    I can buy a bucket if fried chicken and a growler now.

    I'll be back to this machine at some point. Fun game, but I don't have the attention span to sitvat these machines for more than 45 minutes.
     
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  5. Syringe Monkey

    Syringe Monkey Hero of the Baggage Carousel...

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    Or pulled apart like a wishbone.
     
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    You know, Old Skull (the 7 years who play(ed) punk rock...but all of them overdosed) had a song called 'Hot Dog Hell'

    Great fuckin' song.
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    Pai G.
    The D.
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  8. Geogran

    Geogran Whooo. Whooo.

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    What exactly did you expect eating subway twice on the same date? o_O o_O

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    Hope you had plenty of this:

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    -$Fitty @ The D.

    This is as good an area as any to smoke a Woody Harrelson joint (or crack cocay).
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    Ran into the Daddy to grab a beverage and am in love with Exhibit A on the left...and love is life's sweetest reward.
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    Cadillac Marg.
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    Sonya Queen of VMB

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    Seems clear to me that she's the one you should be asking about where to buy some acid. :poke:
     
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    Screenshot from street view on Google Earth.
    Men in Blue checking out the alley behind Exhibit A.
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    Oh @Geogran....it could be time for a delicious Black Forest Ham or a savory Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on wheat!!

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    I won $10.50 back at the Cortez.

    Yes...$10.50.
     
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    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Been a long time since I defecated on that wall back at 211 W Mulberry St. Ft Collins, USA.

    I've matured a lot since then. Only squirted in my boxer-briefs twice (@ Mandalay Bay & down in Guatemala).

    I have had to sit on the hopper five times today, already. Maybe I'm sitting on one now.
     
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    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    If so, hope you give birth to twins.
     
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    Only three floors from the top of the food chain.

    Had to whip back to the cribs to get all dolled up. I'm going to hit up Areola Alley down LV Boulevard Way. Jerry's, Chica's and Palomino. (there are areolas at Jerry's, believe me).

    Made a couple of little MLB bets. I think I'm going to put $600 to win $300 on Djokovic tomorrow in the Wimbledon Final, so I may refrain from spending the extra cash in Chica's. Never been in there, though...and the opportunity to not be able to communicate with a Colombian mamacita is intriguing.

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    Now I'm just plucking/trimming my ear hairs and will be off shortly...and one of my favorite songs just came on the itunes shuffle. I don't really think that bitches ain't shit, but it's easily a Top 20 song.
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    Count de Monet Low-Roller

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    Think she will settle for a nice fanny pack instead of the purse tonight?
     
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    No more bathroom commentary, but I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings after this meal at Jerry's Coffee Shop.

    $6.24 with the dining cred.
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    This didn't suck.
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    As a gambler that likes to take the (+) sides of money lines, I always want to know why people bet on the favorite when the ML is around/over -200... are you just that confident in Djoker?
     
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    In for $100.
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    Won a massive $32 in BJ shortly thereafter.
     
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