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Post an outrageously happy customer casino promotional pic.

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by zignerlv, Mar 8, 2019.

  1. bdautch

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    When you're not even playing you're just drinking and there's no reason for you to even be in a casino in the first place.

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  2. Sonya

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    This thread is funny. I've had a request to remove some photos that aren't on the topic of the OP. Let's try not to let this one stray and maybe we can make it to 2022. ;)
     
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  3. stlguy197239

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    When playing roulette, make sure everyone shares their chips to make it even more confusing for the dealer

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  4. vegasdev

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    it is a good thread.
    seeing these pics reminds me of how much I hate it when my friends hover over while I am at a machine.
     
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  5. breanna61

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    Spiiiiider!!

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  6. Jimc

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    Zoot suit knows what to do. About $35 on the Big 6, $7 on the Big 8, and then tell the dealer to just sprinkle the rest around randomly. All while using the cheapest plastic poker chips on the market.
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  7. michaelvegas1970

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    When playing Blackjack, Always split 10’s vs. a dealer 3.

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  8. M0rtyC

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    Its time for group meetups to take photos to top this thread! Kudos for starting this one.
     
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  9. bdautch

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    When red velvet and a haircut from "Dumb and Dumber" nets you the hottest chick in the place.

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  10. bdautch

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    When your wife gives you side eye for scoping out that leggy brunette.

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  11. bdautch

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    Oh you guys lost? TOUGH SHIT ASSHOLES I WON!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. Syringe Monkey

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    When you’re less focused on your VP game and more focused on looking down the hot redhead’s dress.

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  13. Syringe Monkey

    Syringe Monkey Hero of the Baggage Carousel...

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    Whoops, I just crapped my pants. How long before someone else realizes it? How do I get out of here unnnoticed? Oh, God, what if it tumbles down my leg onto the carpet?

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    Mrs. Syringe Monkey's Birthday Extravaganza!
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  15. BlacklabberMike

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    I actually saw a turd on the carpet in one of the rows of slot machines. I was WHAT????
     
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  16. Geogran

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    Never knew finger pointing was so much fun

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    What is the dealer doing with her cards?? Special rule: You only get 0 cards after splitting 10s
     
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  18. wernerw

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    Wow, that Lady does a lot of betting in the otherwise empty casino in Austria
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    This one confuses me. Yes, it is a blackjack table. Yes, there is a dealer button. And yes, the chips close to the dealer button are poker chips.

    And yes, the red chips on the left boxes are poker chips, too. That explains why they did not get a second card.

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