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Post an outrageously happy customer casino promotional pic.

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by zignerlv, Mar 8, 2019.

  1. rob889

    rob889 High-Roller

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    Ummmmm....go fish?
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    When you're such a dick that your friends are happy you lost.

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  3. Syringe Monkey

    Syringe Monkey Hero of the Baggage Carousel...

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    Happy winners at the Rush Table Zone in Pittsburgh’s Rivers Casino?
    Nope.
    These people are being held up & robbed, because you have to pay for your drinks when gambling, because Allegheny County sucks.
     
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  4. stlguy197239

    stlguy197239 Low-Roller

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    I think the guy in blue is doing a prostate massage for his buddy on the floor of the casino.
     
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  5. bdautch

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    When you lose so much that your lady starts checking out other dudes

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  6. stlguy197239

    stlguy197239 Low-Roller

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    "There is nothing dated about what it contains" - except for the people that play there.
     
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  7. bdautch

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    When even the hookers aren't interested

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  8. Syringe Monkey

    Syringe Monkey Hero of the Baggage Carousel...

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    Here we are at the Rivers Casino Drum Bar.

    There aren’t this many attractive people IN Pittsburgh.
    And no clientele dress like this at Rivers. Ever.

    There aren’t even any drums lol.
     
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  9. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

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    Guy to girl - Okay then, 750!
     
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  10. BlacklabberMike

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    hard 6 coming out
     
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  11. bdautch

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    When you're crushin' it at the ol' Tiny Cards Casino

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  12. rob889

    rob889 High-Roller

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    If I've learned anything from these promotional shots it's that when playing craps it's best to cram as close as possible together, open your mouth, and avoid putting any money down on your odds. How many hungry hungry hippos are at the opposite end of the table trying to catch an errant bounce?
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  13. bdautch

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    "She's not a hooker...she's my daughter, you son of a bitch!"

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  14. stlguy197239

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    Let's count the things wrong with this pic:

    1) drinks hanging over the edge of the table - they would be getting yelled at all night
    2) It looks like one of those short craps tables and they STILL have 7 people playing on one end?
    3) Where is the dealer? The woman on the right could just reach down and take a stack of chips
    4) the stacks of chips where the dealer would be are not even and not in $100 stacks for the red chips.
    5) No odds
    6) Why does the table only have 4-5-6 on the place bets? Is that how those short tables are laid out?

    That's all I got for now.
     
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  15. Not at the table Carlos

    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    Ok. Go ahead and close the thread. We have a damn winner!
     
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  16. sinnerman

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    That might have been the funniest pic/quote in a thread full of them. I say we keep this going :)
     
  17. Vegas28m

    Vegas28m Low-Roller

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    don't close this thread!!
     
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  18. Not at the table Carlos

    Not at the table Carlos Cheapskate

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    My god I was kidding about closing this thread. We may still be enjoying this in 2022.
     
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  19. dvandentop

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    Shes about ready to come out on a non come out roll
     
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  20. smerrian

    smerrian View from Bally's

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    When you can't wait to get upstairs at home you bet the come on the kitchen table. When you can't wait to get up to your hotel room at the casino you bet the come on the craps table.
     
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