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Play-on-words - one liners you've seen on your travels

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Geogran, Sep 14, 2017.

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  1. Mitkraft

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    The "heavy accent" is actually us trying to say the word "Pho" and pronouncing it like "foe". In reality it's pronounced more like "fuh". So it would only require the proper accent to get your point across.

     
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  2. Drewm1972

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    I would have to agree with you.... I just think the owner of the restaurant is a pretty smart guy :feedme:
     
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  3. merlin

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    Up here there's a chinese rest. named Fu King buffet, and that's no joke.
     
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    Confucious says man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
     
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  5. Breeze147

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    Confucius say "Man with hole in pocket feel a little cocky all day".
     
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    The name of this dealership I see on occasion always cracks me up. I assume it's the guy's real name.

    [​IMG]
     
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    At the craps table I heard someone say once " I'm not superstitious , but I am a Little - stitious" I got a kick out of that.
     
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    This is a warehouse near M.I.T. It has a wing that sticks out and If you stand off to the side, this is what you see:

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  10. Richard Alpert

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    I always wondered where surplus rage was stored!
    But if it's ire-proof than there wouldn't be rage inside...:ssst:

    I'll let the geniuses at M.I.T. figure this one out! :faint: I need a beer... :beer:

    RICHARD
     
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    You do. :beer:
     
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    I saw someone with a t-shirt on at Pampas Brazilian restaurant that said:

    I'm Here To F#%k Shit Up.

    I immediately went on Amazon and ordered me one.
     
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    I know I've posted this on this board before, but it's topical and the name just kills me. :)

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    Hope there's some good munchies nearby!

    RICHARD
     
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    :eek: :eek: :eek:

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    RICHARD
     
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    We had a Sheriff for many years-- first name was Milton. The jail was called Milton's Hilton. His replacement is Buddy- now it is lovingly called Buddy's B & B.
     
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    We have a small thing at the Miracle Mile Shops.... I once saw someone get out of their motor-scooter / buggy thing and walk right into a shop - and proclaimed it to be a miracle, hands lifted towards the skies and all.. The 'miracle spotting' at PH kind of escalated from there (though not in earshot of the people involved... those buggies can be fast!)
     
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    Local race track has a radio commercial with this tagline. "They'll sell you the whole seat, but you only will need the edge"
     
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