There have been a lot of goofy novelty songs come out over the years. A radio DJ named Dr. Demento had a big collection of them (and a syndicated radio show). Then there was Weird Al with his spoofs on popular songs. The first two I remember hearing as a kid were: 1) They're coming to take me away 2) Mr. Custer In more recent years, I heard one that was more of a story than a song. It was part of Dr. Demento's collection. It was called: Moose Turd Pie (it is on youtube if you have never heard it) Any favorites?