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No Way In Hell Could I Tolerate Jill For Four Days (Live TR 10/4 - 10/7)

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by FormallyTD, Oct 4, 2021.

  1. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    Heading to the Palomino, baby!!
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    Them ho's have my $600 glasses and that meathead bouncer last night said they weren't in the back booth where the one girl was rubbing her buns across my nose.

    Incredibly irritating.
     
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  2. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    I wonder if Jordan and her new head is inside?
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    Sago's...BIG TIME $27 winner. What is 27?

    Well, it is a number worn by Milwaukee Brewers legends Pete Ladd and Paul Mirabella.

    Green BayPackers superstar Terrell Buckley wore it on his home green and away white jersey as well.
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    Kabutomania was sweeping Chinatown.

    It was an A+ meal...and it should be for a solo dining $197 tab.
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    Just prior to dinner, I took a picture of the sky because I was drunk.
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  4. AyDee

    AyDee is getting too old for this

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    so everyones still masked in there, I assume?
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    Fuckin' Gerardo is picking me up!
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    The man is responsible for the very best song from the early 1990's!! Big fuckin' fan.

    I don't drink or smoke
    Ain't into dope
    Won't try no coke
    Ask me how I do it, I cope
    My only addiction has to do with the female species
    I eat 'em raw like sushi
     
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  6. MikeOPensacola

    MikeOPensacola El Jefe

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    My inner Rorschach sees a turkey and a small wedge of pumpkin pie in your meal.
     
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    Last Solo Trip of my bachelorhood. Wedding is set for June 2022.
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    Loving your report as always! Don't laugh much anymore in this depressing world, but your words always make me snicker. :evillaugh:

    Been trying to track down some Tempus Fugit Creme de Noyaux since early on in the pandemic to make myself a Pink Squirrel. No success, even online. Thanks for putting it back on my radar. :drunk:

    Much luck and cheers!

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  8. Richard Alpert

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    :hmmm: :ssst:

    The glasses may be... :eek:
     
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    TarainVA Low-Roller

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    I'm intrigued by the Pink Squirrel. I've had a lot of girly drinks in my life and never tried this. Is the Creme de Noyaux sweet? I'm trying to grasp what it's like. I read cherry pits...which makes me think like Kirsch...which is a bit too bitter for me in a drink.

     
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    If they were sunglasses and not prescription someone's nephew is getting an expensive Christmas gift from his favorite Aunt. ;)
     
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    The Creme de Noyaux has an almond-like flavor. Since you're mixing cream and White Creme de Cacao with it in a Pink Squirrel, it's kind of like a cousin to a Brandy Alexander, which I also love.

    So yes, I think the drink is on the sweet side. I just never realized how hard it is to find Creme de Noyaux, and I haven't seen a Pink Squirrel on a menu in forever.

    I'm taking bets on which happens first - whether I score a bottle of Creme de Noyaux or win my first handpay. LOL. :kill:

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    Well, I've been here for 48 hours and have accomplished what I set out to (get drunk, gamble, boobs, avoid Jill).

    I came back to the room to mix up what was left of the Belvedere and lemonade.
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    I sat down on the bed and it felt very nice. After seven and a half hours of sleep here...very nice.

    I'm really debating whether I should even go out on the town. I gave meself a 1 AM curfew...but this is a bit of a dilemma.

    Do I get more trashed/destroy my body or rest up for Jill's big Birthday tomorrow?! I'm taking them out to dinner and buying her an ice cream cake once I land in Milwaukee. Despite a lot of you thinking I'm a selfish, cold-hearted, inhumane monster, I'm really a very kind and caring man.

    I've gotta think this through real quick...but, just in case:
     
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    It’s only 9:34 in vegas, plenty of time till your self imposed curfew
     
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    how does Jill feel about your drinking?



     
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    Folks,

    It was like a dream..I used to read Word Up Magazine...Salt N Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine (that is NOT Gerardo).

    I had originally planned to walk down to the Club Platinum on Flamingo last night, but I just couldn't get my sore feet out of the bed and 'possibly' did the right thing by just getting some sleep. There aren't many worse feelings on the planet than having to drag your hungover ass to McCarran and then sit on a plane feeling miserable. Gout is probably worse, but that's about it.

    I did it all. I laughed, I gambled, I ate, drank, and smoked. I had other peoples body parts rubbing against me, even though I had to pay them to do so....and they were girls! I almost went to see a show where guys tie their wieners into balloon animals. I won a sports bet. I lost a sports bet. I saw the lights, the glamour and the drug addicted shooting up in downtown nooks. I had a grasshopper, but no pink squirrel.

    What more could a feller ask for in just a quick 48 hour rendezvous?

    -$450 was the overall damage, and that's pretty good for me. I'm not like all of the other people 'round here winning right and left. I'm the lonesome loser.

    A return for the Super Bowl in about four months.

    Take care. Be good.
     
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    Thanks formerly. A great ride as usual.
     
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    Awesome ride. Will be picking up the pieces tomorrow night.
     
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    rooster42000 Brady, The Goat of all Goats. repeat LVI- #8

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    Thanks for the adventures :headbang: :peace:
     
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