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No Way In Hell Could I Tolerate Jill For Four Days (Live TR 10/4 - 10/7)

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by FormallyTD, Oct 4, 2021.

  1. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    I was thinking more along the lines of the Jolly Green Giant!

    And was really aiming for "it's not possible for any man to take a walk of shame"

    But hey, better to be a peanut M&M then a regular, size wise!
     
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  2. parallax

    parallax High-Roller

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    No, not gymkata. I assume there was a pommel horse nearby so you could kick that guy's ass.

     
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  3. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    "Rika Von Haagen Dazs. Ice cream. "

    "It's Von Den Haas. It's Dutch."

    What movie?
     
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  4. Shooter

    Shooter Tourist

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    Lethal Weapon 2!
     
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  5. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    Y'all know what the definition of Lonesome Loser (Little River Band reference) who has no friends is?
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    It's sitting in a booth by yourself eating a Burrito Ultimo and a paper bag full of corn chips at Baja Fresh in the bowels of Excalibur.

    Made this little fella for later.
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  6. greekjim

    greekjim King Gyro

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    That machine is the devil’s work!
     
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  7. Headache 21

    Headache 21 VIP Whale

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    all these years and i'm only finding out now that there's a machine that will just give you cash? shit
     
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  8. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    The autumn wind is a Raider
    Pillaging just for fun
    He’ll knock you ‘round
    And upside down
    And laugh when he’s conquered and won

    John Facenda

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    I'm comin' for you! You're dead!

    "He's dead, you hear me? D-e-d!"

    What movie, @Shooter ? Smart guy, get that one!
     
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  9. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    Curious… do you pass off the avocado skin bumpage as herpes or the ‘rhea?
     
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  10. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN The Norwegian Hammer

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    Round Up. Sam Spence. The best NFL Films tune. By the way, that’s me on the kettle drum.

     
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  11. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    In for a combined $400 = I really am the lonesome loser.

    Beaten by the queen of hearts every time.
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  12. Spivderman

    Spivderman Macallan 17, please!

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    I think you’re just reminiscing now…
     
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  13. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    Yeah, it's always frustrating when you sit down at a table or machine and....FUUUUUCK! NOT AGAIN!! SHIIIT!!!
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    I FEEL LIKE FUCKIN' CHUCK YEAGER, HERE!!! PLEASE, GOOD LORD, FUUUUUCK!!
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    MAKE IT END!! TOO FAST!! CANT BREATHE!! HELLLP!!
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  14. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    Well, after the lap dance you get ya a little guacamole in your shorts, ya know?

    Had an interesting conversation with a couple of the shorty's last night about patrons ejaculating themselves during dances, now that I think about guacamole.

    It was interesting.
     
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  15. Richard Alpert

    Richard Alpert LOST

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    Come again? :eek:

    RICHARD
     
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    Gotta kill 45 minutes prior to my early dinn.

    I was VERY tempted to go to the foot massage joint here in the complex because my feet are starting to feel shitty again...but they ain't got vodka in them parts. SAGOS do!
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  17. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    The deuce.
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    Also, Dr Hook's 'When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman' is playing. Only surpassed by 'Sexy Eyes'.

    Close, though.
     
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  18. TarainVA

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    Next trip you should considering wearing Skechers instead of your fancy shoes :) Hope you have a great time tonight!

     
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    93 Octane Chief bottle washer

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    Me mum made pot roast with rice, think I'll eat with a nice cold Bud Ice...cool crisp refreshing and will f×ck you up.
     
  20. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Drank a couple of "Old Mil Lights" in your honor tonight Mr @FormallyTD Yeah, it's shit beer, but it's my shit beer and tastes a hell of a lot better than Spotted Cow
     
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