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Need some help writing a Las Vegas carol.

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by yooperguy, Oct 28, 2016.

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  1. yooperguy

    yooperguy Low-Roller

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    Twas the night before Vegas,
    and all through the house;
    every twizzle stick was stirring,
    to get on a souse.

    The dachshunds were nestled,
    all snug in their crates;
    Every crisp Ben was folded,
    a crease through the face.

    The carry-on was loaded,
    and set by the door;
    Fuck-me pumps and new Skechers,
    lined up on the floor.

    The degens were all tipsy,
    comped drink tickets dreamed;
    While visions of Royal Flushes,
    danced on the screen.

    >>>Help me finish this, degens.
     
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  2. Johnzimbo

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    and a partridge in Mon Ami GabI
     
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  3. LondonCalling

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    Is your 2nd and 4th line in each verse supposed to rhyme?
     
  4. Richard Alpert

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    The newbies were tunneled
    All snug in their cabs.
    And long-hauled to Harrah's
    Where they both picked up crabs.
     
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    Too soon!
     
  6. yooperguy

    yooperguy Low-Roller

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    THATS the spirit, Richard!
     
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  7. yooperguy

    yooperguy Low-Roller

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    We are going for a quatrain, JohnZ... But thats the spirit! Perhaps a new topic a la "12 DAYS OF VEGAS"
     
  8. Richard Alpert

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    :D
     
  9. yooperguy

    yooperguy Low-Roller

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    The moon on the breast of the fitty dollar hooker,
    ...
     
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    The hookers were stationed
    Throughout Crystals with care
    In hopes that Richard
    Soon would be there. :thumbsup:

    The Strip was a hoppin’
    In all the directions.
    And fools were getting tazed
    By Sergeant Tom Jenkins. :usa:

    The dice were a rollin’.
    The slots were a hit.
    And folks were avoidin’
    That damn 6:5 shit. :cuss:

    Mid-strip was busy,
    The sidewalks a mess.
    So I stopped for a tall boy :beer:
    At the new CVS.

    When down under the footbridge,
    There arose such a clatter.
    I stumbled down the broken escalator
    To see what was the matter.

    And what do my blood-shot eyes :drunk:
    Seem to fuzzily see. .
    But a round little pornslapper :wink2:
    And his clicker posse.

    He went right to work,
    Passing cards really quick.
    To every third dude
    And the occasional chick.

    And I heard him exclaim
    As he pedaled from view
    Merry Christmas in Vegas
    Merry Christmas to You!!! :santa:
     
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  11. Richard Alpert

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    As I say to my bride nightly, folks:

    Sorry to rush the ending!

    RICHARD
     
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  12. yooperguy

    yooperguy Low-Roller

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    I see this has been written before. ..
    Thanks, Ricard,
    Please enjoy, as Sammy..
     
  13. yooperguy

    yooperguy Low-Roller

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    Sigh... Sammy has been replaced by a pornslapper.
     
  14. gotChopin

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    HAHA HAHA!!

    HEHEHE



    hehe...

    uh..please continue
     
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    It was said at one time
    She was really a looker
     
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