This is my very first trip report!! Yay! Dates August 24th - Sep 1st. 4 Queens/Golden Gate/MSS August 24th : Got into Vegas at 4pm and took the shuttle to the rental center, Enterprise left the keys for the car in the cupholder which I plopped my water on top if, by the time I reached the gas station I realized I had no clue where the keys were or if I was even given the keys, it scared me for a few minutes lol, anyways disaster averted once I took a drink and found them! I dropped my buddy off at El Cortez and headed over to 4 Queens to check in, he couldnt get a comp here, I couldnt get a comp there. 4Q couldnt find me a smoking room, so they upgraded me to a suite, a couple of problems though, #1 it faces Fremont and on the 3rd floor, its loud and it sounds like Cheap Trick is in the room with me! #2 I see no ash trays, so I still dont think they got me into a smoking room. Around 7 we headed over to Bellagio for the "gourmet" buffet. Food was so so, they have poke now at the sushi station. My gripe however was when I asked if they still had caviar, the guy didnt say yes, he didnt say no, he just grabs a heaping spoonful of the big orange caviar and throws it onto the rest of my food. Like dude....that's not the kind I am looking for, but thanks for making everything else on my plate taste like salty fish. Do you not have the black caviar...you know, the one people want? He said not right now....its always been my opinion that what makes the "gourmet" buffet "gourmet", was the sturgeon caviar. If you dont have it, I'd sure like to know that before I pay for it. Anyways, back to 4Q to do some gambling. John (my gambling buddy) now has a headache, he lays down on the couch in my room and crawls up into the fetal position like a pansy. No dude, here...take some ibuprofen and quit being a little girl. We finally go downstairs to play some video poker at Kings Bar, I have one blood mary and call it a night once midnight rolls around, I have turned into the little girl. Waking up this morning I see his text from 4am saying he is up $700 on blackjack at El Cortez, I am down $100.