I thought this would be a fun topic, although obviously the offers a person would find insulting will vary greatly depending on their play. I am a low roller and poker player, so don't expect much. CET spoils me with the comps (except for resort fee) I get from their Calendar. But MLIFE is a bit funny. Aria and Mirage basically do the same thing for me (at best casino rate) in their offers, but Aria is way better at selling it. What the Aria message says: Subject line: Don't miss this great offer, blah blah blah Details: Rates from $xxx , occasionaly with throw-ins like resort credit if the rate is higher. What the Mirage message says: Subject line: Don't miss this great offer, blah blah blah Details: Best rates available. Yep. That is the whole offer. Best rates available. Doesn't everyone get that? It makes me chuckle when I get it because it has the same breathless subject line as the people getting comps and freeplay. Then I open it up and they are all Michael Corleone on me: "Our offer is this: nothing. Not even the fee for the resort which we would appreciate if you put up personally:" Again, don't really expect anything from them. Just astounded MLIFE would bother sending that out to players. If I'm worth nothing, don't email me lol.