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Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Happened In A Casino

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by RedRiverRose, Sep 9, 2017.

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  1. RedRiverRose

    RedRiverRose VIP Whale

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    This is funny. I have messed up a couple times and I wasn't even drinking. Thought I had two kings in Mississippi Stud and tripled my bet and I actually had a king and a ten. The dealer didn't have either of these so I lost $50 bucks on that hand. Now I am more careful when squeezing the cards before betting.
     
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    Fred Astaire they are NOT! And Don Cornelius would be turning over in his grave seeing those moves.
     
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    birdman925 Low-Roller

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    I love that song. She should have put an extra layer on.
     
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    CaptCampion Low-Roller

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    Not as much embarrassing as scary, but I walked away from a $456 ticket in a machine while I went to the bathroom.

    Thankfully, the guy next to me noticed and alerted one of the staff and they held it for me. Slot host caught me coming out of the bathroom and said, "did you lose something" with a "you're an f-ing dumbass" smirk on his face. Yes, I tipped him. And I tried to tip the guy who didn't steal it but he wasn't having any of it....
     
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  5. TIMSPEED

    TIMSPEED The biggest Degenerate on VMB

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    I have no shame, but this was a funny one
    A few years back, it was our anniversary and I had us reservations at Billy Bobs at Sams Town..now I was a big Boyd fan then, and had been drinking beer at MSS all day..we got to Sams Town and i knew I needed to eat but i knew it wasn't going to be the steakhouse...so my wife ordered my a cheeseburger from the 24 hour mcdonalds there in the back of Sams Town..and I ate my cheeseburger while sobbing, lol, because I couldn't treat my wife to a nice anniversary dinner...needless to say all the old folks around me were staring at me. Haha
    I've only been that drunk twice since then. (Actually worse because I didn't throw up then, these last two times I did, and they were both at work, lol)
     
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    Reminds me of some of the fun biker parties I've been to!!! :biker: :drunk:
     
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    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    Some really good ones in here!

    My very first night ever in Vegas, I got pretty drunk of course. And I also didn't have a great night at the machines. I did make it up to my room at Mirage without incident, but I was later informed by others that I was acting like the bathroom door handle was a slot machine button and I was muttering "I'm losin'! I'm losin'!" before I passed out on the toilet. I have no personal recollection of this event.

    Last September, I also got tapped by security for the first time as I passed out at a machine.
     
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    Oh my goodness. Hope you didn't get in the dog house.
     
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    We need to come up with a name for that slot machine.
     
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    I remember reading that in your TR. Was it at Rio?
     
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    Not in Vegas but at a local - my wife and I were walking by a bank of machine and we see a lady playing...she leans over, pukes by the side of the machine onto the floor...and resumes playing like nothing happened. We walk back by 15 minutes later and she's still playing with the vomit still clearly on the floor next to her. Takes "you never walk away from a heater" to a new level!
     
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    Game of porcelain Thrones.
     
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    I never let myself get too drunk but just short of that.Not really embarrassing but one time I left a BJ table for a bathroom break and making notes of landmarks for my return..Got lost on the way back...Luckily spotted a few guys who were at the same table I'm looking for just a little while before and had left.
    They pointed me in the right direction and I noticed my chips there in the same position/seat.But I'm sweating a bit leaving $ on a table for that long..Stupid and time to get some food and sleep.My MO
     
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    I had something similar happen to me in Reno. My dad and I were playing blackjack with a bunch of folks in for a rodeo. After way too many drinks, I finally lost my last $1 and went to the RR while my dad was wrapping up his hands. I found my way back to the table just fine, it was getting back to the room I had a hard time with. As soon as my dad got in the elevator for his tower, I was totally lost. Almost had to call my sleeping wife down at 3am to find me at the gift shop.
     
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    I Like it. I was thinking about the Lucky Loo or Thunder Down Under machine.
     
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    Sitting at a Blackjack table in Harrah's and it becomes time for the staff to do a chip count/replenish.

    The supervisor was a nicely endowed, attractive, 30ish, Latina lady. I was sitting at 3rd Base and just the way we were positioned, I had a perfect view of her cleavage, about 6 inches from my face.

    My mind was completely focused on this event and I slowly looked up to come face to face with these gorgeous brown eyes looking right back at me.

    She gave me that patented woman smirk, barely perceptible except to me, that says "Loser" loud and clear.

    I had no where to go, so I just sat there playing with my chips.

    As the group moved on to the next table, I also took note of her round butt and perfect calves.
     
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    Chips are fun, huh?
     
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    Going with my wife to STK at cosmo, and I look to the escalator. There is a drunk guy trying to walk UP the down escalator. I nudge my wife because its funny, then the best part happens. he trips, falls on the stairs, shorts get caught in the escalator. he pops back up naked from the waste down, and tries to go up the down escalator AGAIN. At this point some pretty young ladies, all dressed up are about to go over and help him, so I say in my toughest tough guy voice " you ladies shouldn't have to deal with that, I'll go help him " And the prettiest of the bunch says " Yes, yes I do have to deal with this, hes my husband". That is by far the funniest , most embarrassing thing I have ever seen in vegas.
     
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    (breeze - if it's any consolation, most guys have been busted for the same thing, multiple times in their lives).
    :beer:
     
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    Very common, so common that even kids know about it. I'll explain.

    I was on a Cub Scout camp-out with my 10 year old son. The group was all sitting around the campfire. One of his friends (the funny one of course) was eating some candy. I was starring at his candy box, and said, "That sure looks good." The kid does the split-fingers-pointing-at-his-eyes thing and says, "Up here sailor."

    10 years old. I still laugh thinking about that.
     
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