Mikey is Alive!

Seriously worn out and hung over, coming from you live from the internet cafe at the lovely 'New Frontier'

Sooooooooo many stories to tell, and so many that will be locked away like the Warren Commission's secret files....

I checked out of Harrahs this morning, but I think I win for the most different places slept this week....Gold Coast, Mirage, Harrahs, and Frontier...

I have got some *great* photos, I'll get them posted tomorrow once I get home and can get them downloaded from my camera.

One other thing...I thought I did Vegas to the extreme. No way. Nobody gets more out of their Vegas experience than our friend Beach Crazy. In fact tomorrow morning I have to go windex all the assprints and 'fried eggs' from the window of the ghetto sled. I think her can-never-run-for-office-now photo is on about a dozen camera phones from random people on the Strip.

Oh, and I'm *sure* there will be a thread started soon about random lines heard in Vegas... I'll start with a few of my own--

"Mr Boegh, this is Charlotte at the Rio, you can pick up Mr Binions head at the security desk after eleven..."

"If you rub me the wrong way, I'm gonna fart..."

"What is that on my back?" "I think I just peed on you..."

"I must be out of practice...it never takes me this long to undo a bra..."


That should be enough for now. But just remember, nothing breaks down a craps table like reaching into your pocket for a black chip and tossing it onto the table to ask for change, while a pink thong lands next to it....


Mikey

God I'm tired...

 

Sounds more like a Penthouse Forum letter, not a trip report...

 

Oh boy sounds fun. I can't wait to hear all about this one.

 

hehe...Sounds like a great time!!

 

You BROKE Jack?? You ANIMAL!!

 

Thanks Mikey, now I get to wipe coffee off my monitor!

 

Too funny. Waiting for a TR with pics and don't leave out a thing Mister!

 

If we have the same humor I def. know what a "fried egg" mark is! Laugh my ass off! Hilarious!

I am so glad you posted we were very worried in the Misc. Vegas section. In one thread we had you laying face down in the gutter some place w/ people walking over you! HA HA

I can't wait to see/read everything you guys post.

 

I knew I should have been there a day earlier!

So here I sit in the airport waiting for my plane, seriously hung....and hung over....and once I get over my bad case of the shakes, I too will post a trip report...if I can fill in all the blanks in my memory.

I swear I didn't want to drink, but the Barbary Coast crew threw me down, tied me up, and forced drinks down my throat! It's not my fault...I swear on Beach Crazy's ass prints.