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Lineage - A Trip Report (7/6 - 7/13)

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by FormallyTD, Jul 5, 2021.

  1. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    I went shopping and then checked into the LEGENDARY Trop.

    In for $2...but I did not enjoy lising my last two fitty USD hands in the Blackjack. It was cruel...so I walked...without attitude...steaming like when that moron United employee asked ne who and what 'BUCKS' meant.
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    See how I did that?

    The key to a TR for you amateurs is that you have to make a reference late to something that happened early....even though nobody knows what the F I speak of.
     
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  2. Cageet

    Cageet new member of the handpay club

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    We remember.
     
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  3. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    I don't know if LV will ever recover from the nightmare that was...FTD-21, baby.

    In for $2 - Pai Gow MGM.
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  4. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    I stayed up there, man!
    HOLY SHIT!
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  5. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    Do they have dollar coins here in the United States of Americans?

    What is this bulllllllshit?
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    vegasvstr VIP Whale

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    :DThe only place I've ever received those in change was at a USPS stamp vending machine.
     
  7. Count de Monet

    Count de Monet High-Roller

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    OK. You are solo, it's the last night and time to plant an exclamation point for the trip! What's the strategy?

    No Palomino? What?
     
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  8. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    I leave me pesos behind, meng.
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    Oh please. Sweet Christ! NO!!
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    So yeah, I just wanted to head down to Westgate to make some NFL Future bets and I...WOAH-NO...FUUUUCK!!
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    SHIIIIT...MAKE IT STOP PLEA...WOAH!!!!!
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    HOLY CHRIIIIIST....NOOO...
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    I've won playing Blackjack this trip, but Holy Fuck have I lost a shit-ton of 19 & 20 hands.

    In ferr $2.
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    I also heard T-Sto didn't win the Derby.

    God I hate people named Trevor
     
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  13. omahatovegas

    omahatovegas Tourist

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    Not nearly as much as I hate people named Jose. And to make sure I don't sound racist, only Jose's who allow his teammates to rip off his jersey when he's not f%cking cheating.
     
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    This is my very favorite reply of this report, my friend.
     
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    FormallyTD Big Time

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    This was a lot of fun.

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    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    Just caught up to all of this. Great stuff! Win enough to invite Elle back over! :evillaugh:

    And I'll be looking forward to those "Fansville" ads!
     
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  17. AyDee

    AyDee is getting too old for this

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    in Soviet Las Vegas,
    you're lucky to get change at all,
    what a country!
     
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    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    That guy dropped a suitcase on my head on a twa flight years ago trying to put it in the overhead bin. Nice guy. Gave me two tickets to his show to go along with the headache.
     
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    They cheated and deserved the punishment. The Yank-Me’s cheated and no one cared because they are a flagship team. Punish all cheaters. Anyway, the shirt came off because of Judge’s shirt rug earlier in the series. They allow people to clown in MLB, so you get some clowning.
     
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    Loving this trip report!
     
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