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Las Vegas: Rules For Masturbation

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by azbob, Nov 8, 2018.

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  1. azbob

    azbob Low-Roller

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    This guy, Randy Howe, is the lead sportscaster for the ABC affiliate in Las Vegas...very well known.

    Wanted to post both story links as each includes a gem which I copied below.

    If any of you losers come to my hometown, just remember a) we consider it "strange behavior" if you walk to the bathroom with your penis out, but we are tolerant enough to let you masturbate in public ONCE.

    "A worker told responding officers they noticed the patron display “strange behavior,” which included walking to the bathroom with his penis outside his pants, police said."

    "Employees told police that Howe, 50, visited the bar several times before, adding that it wasn’t the first time they had seen him masturbate there. The document said Howe was seen doing so on video about 10:40 a.m. Oct. 30 at the business, although the footage was later automatically overwritten.“(Redacted) stated that (redacted) hoped it was an isolated incident and that was why they did not choose to notify the police,” the document said."


    https://lasvegassun.com/news/2018/nov/07/police-tv-sportscaster-accused-of-exposing-himself/

    https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/sex-crimes/report-details-las-vegas-sportscasters-alleged-lewd-acts-at-bar-1521945/
     
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  2. grosx2

    grosx2 Have fun storming the castle!

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    That's very fair of you @azbob, I'll be sure to save my one free public crank session for a truly special occasion!
     
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  3. BlacklabberMike

    BlacklabberMike VIP Whale

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    well his name fit his mood. in my austin powers voice I'm going to get randy baby
     
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  4. Johnzimbo

    Johnzimbo VIP Whale

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    "he was masturbating at a gaming machine" means he had his Willy out at Willy Wonka
     
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  5. FullPay

    FullPay When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

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    While I was reading the story an ad appeared asking me to support local journalism. Certainly someone could lend him a hand.
     
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  6. LolaDoggie

    LolaDoggie VIP Whale

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    He's not the only one either. Do some googling.........
     
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  7. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    As a self proclaimed wanker I am am glad to know I get a free public crank
     
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  8. AllenAndRossi

    AllenAndRossi Low-Roller

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    "Buff-a loooo-oh....oh...OH...OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!":woohoo:
     
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  9. Syringe Monkey

    Syringe Monkey Hero of the Baggage Carousel...

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    His mug shot looks like he’s upset that he couldn’t finish.
     
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  10. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

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    "An employee told police that Howe had consumed energy drinks on Tuesday but not alcohol."

    See, energy drinks make you want to jerk off.
     
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  11. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    So this guy is responsible for naming the hand of

    Suited Ace-King-Queen-Ten

    and some other non paying card in the famously touted video poker for the maligned? It must be if limited to a single. Wow. This board is absolutely the best!!!for information gathering. Just the best :headbang:
     
  12. booker

    booker VIP Whale

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    That sportscaster should take up poker. He's got a good bad beat story.
     
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    win4me High-Roller

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    From RJ article "Howe’s biography remained on the station’s website as of 2:30 p.m. Wednesday. Howe joined the NBC affiliate’s sports department in 2008, according to the station’s website."

    It's gone as of 3:15PM today... I assume he is currently unemployed.
     
  14. shokhead

    shokhead No big spender unless eating drinking having fun!

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    Well masturbating will leave one more satisfied then the machines.
     
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  15. FullPay

    FullPay When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

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    Another disappointing evening for Heidi...
     
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    I heard he almost hit a 4OAK, but he was one Jack off.
     
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    PsyDoc Low-Roller

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    Please don't forget to post that in the current energy thread here on VMB.
     
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    Chuck2009x VIP Whale

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    This is not the correct way to seed a casino for teasers.
     
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    dmr Registered Abuser

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    Why do I keep reading this thread? ??? ????
     
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  20. shokhead

    shokhead No big spender unless eating drinking having fun!

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    Once you start, you can't stop!
     
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