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L.V. Raiders Fans "Pirate's Booty" Brothel

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by seneca7, Mar 29, 2017.

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  1. seneca7

    seneca7 Low-Roller

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    Bunny Ranch (Bunnyranch.com) brothel owner Dennis Hof announced that he will open a sports-themed bordello to coincide with the launch of the team's new Vegas stadium in 2020.

    "The Raiders coming to Vegas will mean big business for me, so my next sex den will honor the the 'Men in Black' and their 'Raider Nation.'"

    "My seventh sex palace will be called the 'Pirate's Booty Sports Brothel,' and it will be the first brothel entirely dedicated to athletes and their die hard fans," Hof said. "I am happy to claim my place as the official prostitution provider to one of the NFL's most storied franchises."

    VIP suite will be exclusively available to Raiders players and other high-profile athletes, and staffed with a collection of cheerleader-garbed working girls called either the 'Wide Receivers' or 'Tight Ends,' I haven't yet decided."

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/las-vegas-raiders-themed-pirates-120000470.html
     
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  2. Richard Alpert

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    I hope they remember the importance of special teams in today's game.

    Nothing beats a good muff recovery, especially near the end zone! :wink2:

    RICHARD
     
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  3. C0usineddie

    C0usineddie VIP Whale

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    I wonder how long it will be until vegas wants to detheme the raiders. make it just all one color generic uniforms and rename them.
     
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  4. theshaah

    theshaah High-Roller

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    Yep. They won't be the Raiders for long I think.....Who ever heard of pirates in the desert (and don't get me started on Treasure Island or TI) lol.
     
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    Dennis Hof is brash, but he's been GREAT for Nevada's brothel industry. His promotion and continued investment have almost single handedly saved a dying business industry.
     
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    ardee It's only money.

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    I would have thought Dennis's first sports-themed brothel would have saluted the Packers. Or the Rams. :whistle:
     
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  7. Richard Alpert

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    seal2.jpg :thumbsup: I approve this message!

    RICHARD
     
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    Kingbarkus Low-Roller

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    Well it darn sure won't be the Saints.
     
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    Mitkraft VIP Whale

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    Kinda reminds me of that old joke about what are Pe-wee Herman's favorite teams: The Expos and the Yanks
     
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  10. TomTWI

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    Uniform ? They don't need no stinken uniform
     
  11. Breeze147

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    Will this be in Nye County?
     
  12. wesraft

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    will they have a problem if I show up dressed like this? upload_2017-12-12_9-10-29.jpeg
     
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